Your Favorite Saying ?

[csj]

apologies to the other gender;

women...   how do you trust sumthin that bleeds that much
every month...  and doesn't die.

[GreenLantern57]

Any day above ground is a good day.

On my personal card.

A day of riding is better than.............................ANYTHING!

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

Sorry but I've got several.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, command a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance
accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give
orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem,
pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently,
die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
Heinlein

Women should be obscene and not heard.
Heinlein again.

"MOLON LABE" ("Come and take them")
- Leonidas of Sparta 480 BC

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."
Sir Winston Churchill

 "Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
 They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under
 independence. To ensure peace, security and happiness, the rifle
 and the pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of
 firearms everywhere restrains evil interference, they deserve a
 place of honor with all that is good."--- - George Washington

"If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest for freedom, go home and leave us in peace. We seek not your council nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."
- Samuel Adams

[Stanley Steamer]

"Ride Hard or stay home!"

[jrb]

Tighter than a flea's ass stretched over a rain barrel.

[sugerbear]

if ya don't break something once in a while, you ain't doing anything.

just do what your being paid to do

[elraque]

If all else fails-read the directions.

And if that fails, FOLLOW the directions!

[elraque]

"I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."  Elvis Costello

[John Schmidt]

Mine sprung from necessity. My girls would step over something laying in the hallway or wherever, and do it for a month if needed before picking it up. So, I started gathering up their stuff they would leave laying around and sometimes just toss it in the trash. When finally asked about it I'd simply say...."don't make me point out the obvious." And just leave it at that. They grumbled about it, but in recent years I've heard it repeated in each of their own homes. Guess it worked!

"DON'T MAKE ME POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS!"

Or, for all the farmers out there: "Tighter than a bull's butt in fly-time."

How about: "Ugly as a mud fence."

Or: "Didn't know whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch."

[RoadKill]

You may regret this.......and I intend to see to it that you do 

[Sludge]

"Only a fool does not know, what he does not know"

[f6john]

Don't yank a tiger's tail unless you have a plan to deal with it's teeth.

[ILcruiser]

The universe unfolds as it should.

[Mn. Norseman]

Let'er buck-------------------snort
busyer then a one legged man in an a$$ kickin contest
time to head'er down the dusty trail
that's pretty neat
just a RCH off

[Fla. Jim]

American by birth..................Southern by the grace of God!

[RP#62]

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're doing.

Never use a large wrench as a hammer. . . .if a small one will do.

Its better to have a friend with a boat than it is to have a boat.

If it won't go in like a screw, it will go in like a nail.

-RP

[R J]

Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the road.

[R J]

Get in, hang on, and shut up.


That be on the trap door on the Trike.


My all time favorite, got it from my Father-in-law, who was more like a dad than any of my step-dads.

You no like my driving, then get your ass up here and, you drive.

[R J]

Off your ass and on your feet.

Those cows need to be milked.

[B]

"wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which fills up first" ~Grumpy Old Men

[fordmano]

"If your waiting on Me then your backing up"

Stole that one from My Brother-In-Law in North East Texas..... P.S. my wife hates it when I say that.

[MacDragon]

If you didn't have time to do it right the first time... when are you going to have time to do it over???

[Hotrodwing]

YOU CAN"T SHINE SH"""""T           and  WHATEVER

[R J]

If ya can't keep up with the Big Dog, then don't get off the porch.

[R J]

Mine was deleted? well...

That looks like it happened to me also Jeff, so don't feel down hearted, our turn is coming.      

[bassman]

The toothpaste is out of the tube....i.e., you can't take something back or undo something you've done

[buffalobill]

my DAD always told us kids "I'll give you something to cry about".
and then he did

[R J]

my DAD always told us kids "I'll give you something to cry about".
and then he did

I'll 2nd that.

My dad did as long as he was around.     He got it on Iwo.   RIP Pop.
See ys soon.

[R J]

Sheet fire Dixie.

[bigdog99]

YOU WANT IT WHEN? 

[toetruck21]

College roommate use to use this one all the time:
"Your sweating like a whore in church!"

[RiderNJ]

"Everything is easy as long as you aren't the one that has to do the work."

"Here, hold my beer and watch this....."

[old2soon]

Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rockin chairs. Don't like the way i drive-stay the he** off the sidewalk.   From the 60s-gas grass or a$$-nobody rides for free.  You have truly and with out a doubt confused me with someone who actually gives a crap.  Rule #1 the boss is NEVER wrong. Rule #2 if you think the boss is wrong-refer to rule #1. RIDE SAFE.

[MNBill]

What part of NO don't you understand?

[Hotrodwing]

IF IT WERE EASY ANYBODY COULD DO IT.

[Christbiker]

someone says "how ya doing?"

I say  "better than I deserve"

                or

            Blessings   

[Moonshot_1]

Always have a plan. If you don't, you can't change things.

[Paxton]

A. "I am out of my mind but I'll be right back."

B. "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."

C. "People who think they know it all annoy those of us who really do!"

D. "Depression is merely anger w/o enthusiasm."

E. "I once had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

F. "Do not stick your pen in company ink!"

G. "One good thing about gettin' old is that it doesn't last that long."

H. "Many say that I live in my own little world and that's OK, everybody knows me there."

I. "If everything is coming your way you are in the wrong lane!"

J. "I suffer from memory lapses. I also suffer from memory lapses."

K. "Someone offered $50K for my Valkyrie. Then I woke up!"

L. "Brain for sale Cheap. It's never been used!"

M. "Elect_ic typew_ite_ fo_  sale. Missing one lette_."

N. "Jesus is comin' and boy is he pissed!"

O. "If you don't like my driving, please call 1-800-EAT-crap."

P. "Everywhere is walkin' distance... if you have the time."

Q. "Will Rogers never met Donald Trump."

[old2soon]

A screw up on your part does not on my part an emergency create.  I beleive the original guy to attribute the next one to is Henny youngman. Could be wrong-i know one of the other old guys can correct it. Take my wife-PLEASE.                                 And this effects me HOW.                                                           

[fudgie]

My grandpa use to say.....

'you dont know sh!t from shinola'

'you wont have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of'

Heard some more yesterday but might not be board appropriate.