Your Favorite Saying ?

[donaldcc]

  "don't let the same dog bite you twice."

    B. B. King

[kybigmac]

He couldnt pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom! !

[Whistler]

"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"

[Hook#3287]

That drives me crazy!  Fortunately, it’s a short drive.

Getting old sucks, but it beats the alternative.

XXX
(Something that’s good.)
That’s like a sore d#$k, ya can’t beat it.

[iliveforcurves]

"It's a good ride if you get where you're going without getting killed or caught."

I learned this in high school and it's always worked for me:  "It was like that when I got here."

[thewoodman]

There's an a$$ for every seat.

You pay for your education.

and

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine"

[czuch]

If your not carrying your right arm in your left hand, youre not hurt.
Now go out and play.
Mr Westra, 1967 ,to me. After getting whacked in the head by a Tonka truck we had tied to a string and were  swinging around. Seeing double didnt count and I was OK. + -

[Gryphon]

It's only the lead sled dog that has a change of scenery.

[bigguy]

If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.

He could mess up a soup sandwich.

You're telling me what you need. I'm telling you what you've got.

It wasn't in the last one, it was in the first. You started at the wrong end.

Of course it's the last place you looked. You stopped looking when you found it.

[old2soon]

I blame friends in east texas when i lived there. His bread ain't riz. Elevator don't go to the top floor. Couple cards shy of a deck. Coupla bricks shy of a load. If brains wuz gunpowder-why he couldn't blow a gnats a$$. Poor girl got whupped with a ugly stick. Kid so dam ugly-gotta tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him. RIDE SAFE.

[custom1]

Never look a gift bird in the bush!!
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Sometimes I get my sayings mixed up.

[designer]

"Better check your head space and timing"

"Your as F'd up as a soup sandwich"

[RoadKill]

Like a football bat !  and  'do you need somers eve wash or the anti itch cream for that?'

[musclehead]

don't sweat the petty stuff and don't petty the sweaty stuff

I'd rather be judged by twelve then carried by six   

there aint no such thing as over kill

[musclehead]

one more ' a beer is like a woman, they look good, they smell good and you'd step over your own mother to get one'

homer simpson

[Stanley Steamer]

"You could break a steel anvil with a rubber mallet!"

[sidecarrick]

"Sweatin' like a fat girl at her sister's wedding"

[bigguy]

Thicker than fleas on a fat dog.

Gooder than snuff.

Pouring ten gallons into a 5 gallon bucked.

The light is on, but nobody's home.

[R J]

Girl with pook marks all over her face.

Her face was on fire and they stomped it out with track shoes.

[old2soon]

I'll keep drinkin til she looks better.    Dam-she looked good when i went home with her.    She didn't get whupped with an ugly stick-the whole tree landed on her.   I ain't sayin shes ugly-but she would make a freight train take a dirt road.    No i did not wake up grumpy-i let her sleep.   Gun control-hitting what your aiming at.   RIDE SAFE.

[Rosie]

I forgot more than you will ever know.   F--k me once shame on you. F--k me twice shame on me  Luckier than a two peckered billygoat in a flock of sheep

[3fan4life]

Whenever someone used to ask my Dad how he was doing or how things were going He;d just grin and say:

"If it got any Better I couldn't Stand it."


Sometimes I find myself giving the same reply.

[toetruck21]

just one more;

as worthless as tits on a boar.

[da prez]

  He could not find his ass if you packed it full of uranium and gave him a giger counter.

  pappy said " lie all you want, just don't let me catch you"

  Will Rogers said " don't complain, we have the best politicians money can buy"

  whoever cut her hair needs a new string on the weed whip

                         da prez

[Raverez]

 " Don't step up if you can't keep up. "

[elraque]

"It's a good ride if you get where you're going without getting killed or caught."

I learned this in high school and it's always worked for me:  "It was like that when I got here."

Variant: It was like that when they woke me up! (Especially if your job was to stay awake and watch to be sure "that" didn't happen.)

[BradValk48237]

If you play with the Bull.... Yer gonna git the horns.......

[Black Dog]

Something a good friend of mine said while describing how sick his son was (flu)...

'He was shaking like a dog sh!tt!n' razor blades' 

Black Dog

[MacDragon]

When asked "How are you doing?"
reply... If I was any better, I'd be twins"

[Stanley Steamer]

My favorite one to use at work is......"A dime holding up a dollar"......when the other guys slow me down....

[fudgie]

My HD bud says 'trust me with your money and your life but not with your wife!' 

[Stanley Steamer]

My HD bud says 'trust me with your money and your life but not with your wife!' 

There are two things you don't loan out....your truck or your woman...cause someone could throw a rod in both of them!!.....

[Raverez]

Never criticize a man until you walk a mile in his shoes...


because then you are a mile away and he doesn't have any shoes!

[fudgie]

My HD bud says 'trust me with your money and your life but not with your wife!' 

There are two things you don't loan out....your truck or your woman...cause someone could throw a rod in both of them!!.....

lol  Your right!

[RTaz]

  friggen idiot....

[theredark]

"If I can't fix it,  I'll fix it so no one else can!"

[Kymbo]

Motorbikes are like wives and girlfriends,
You dont want all your mates riding them

[old2soon]

Would you drive any better with that cell phone up your a--??    No when your driving that mirror ain't fer puttin on your makeup.     As a matter of fact-i do own the road.    We've always done it this way.     Saw this a long time ago on a bumper sticker.    Welcome to texas-now go home.       RIDE SAFE.

[Breeze]

!. The best things in life are not things     2. When you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can always count on Paul for support.        3. Suck it up!

[fudgie]

Move your tw@t, loose your spot.