Humor in Uniform 5/3/2011

[R J]

5/3/2011
As an Army dentist, one day I treated a general on base.   During his visit I had to make impressions of his teeth, and the puttylike substance I used smeared all over his lips and cheeks.  After I was done I invited him over to the sink, gave him a moist towel and asked him to “clean up the mess I made” while I filled out the lab report.  When I turned back around, my heart skipped a beat as I watched the general wipe up the counter around the sink.
Lt. Col. William C. Elton

[NiteRiderF6]

You don't get to the General's station without knowing how to follow orders! Good one, Thank ya RJ!

[X Ring]

 

Marty

[old2soon]

Found out in the navy-the more senior the officer( silver eagle one two or more stars) the easier they were to talk to and friendlier they seemed to be. RIDE SAFE.

[Jess from VA]

As I lay on the table in the March AFB OR for my vasectomy, the doc grabs my junk rather more tightly than I liked and I noticeably stiffened up.  "Little uncomfortable son?" to which I replied " no sh!t, Doc"............. then noting the eagles on his collar under his surgical smock , I said "I mean, no sh!t sir."  (Nurses and Col laughing.)  

[sugerbear]

when i had mine, i knew every nurse in the or, by their first name.

talk about uncomfortable.............

[Jess from VA]

My nurse said they'd shave me or I would, and that post-op infection was the biggest risk from the simple operation.  I wasn't letting anyone else with a razor near my parts, so I did it.  The next day at showtime, she was impressed and said I had done a perfect job.... then stepped out and called three  nurse interns in to show them a perfect job (being purely clinical).  I began to object, but they marched in and I became the cooperative patient, and laughed a lot.   (And no, it is actually impossible to get a woodie when a scalpel is moments away.)   

I didn't get their names........... sadly I never saw them again.