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Roy
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« on: May 04, 2011, 10:55:36 AM »

Nuclear Power...



A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said,

 

 

"Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."



Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger,

 

 

"What would you like to discuss?"



"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"



"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.

 

 

But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

 

 

Why do you suppose that is?"



"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."



 

 

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"






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"When the sun's comin' up,
I got cakes on the griddle.
Life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle,
Thank God I'm a Country Boy!"
Roy
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Pacific Northwest. Age....Old


« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 07:43:56 PM »

Blonde joke of the week.


A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts screaming,

"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...



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« Last Edit: May 04, 2011, 08:13:26 PM by Roy » Logged

"When the sun's comin' up,
I got cakes on the griddle.
Life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle,
Thank God I'm a Country Boy!"
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