For sale one silver cell phone slightly used. Appears to have gotten wet, found around shower area of Hot Glue's BBQ Saturday morning. Tried to find the owner, called number on phone BR549 but no answer. If interested send money first.

Just kidding old geezer. I guarantee it floated to the top with all the rain they've had, 8 inches will make anything float. No I didn't find the phone in any of my junk, if I do I will return it at Insane. Give my best to your lady friend.
Later,
Bandit
