Humor in Uniform 5/8/2011 Happy Mother's Day to all the ladies.

[R J]

5/8/2011
The military is a stickler for rules, and when it comes to off-base medical treatment, the rules are that many procedures need to be preauthorized.  So when we were expecting our first child, my husband and I did things by the book.   After our son was born on September 22, the insurance statement showed that the obstetrician was not paid the full contracted amount.  So I called our insurer’s representative.  “The problem is, your son was born early,” she said, looking through my files.  “And the Air Force hadn’t authorized him to arrive for another two weeks.”
Amy Amsden