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Stanley Steamer
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« on: May 21, 2011, 05:46:10 PM »

Got a question just for the LADIES......do you have the (toilet)tissue paper come off the TOP or bottom of the roll in the bathroom?....

Edited for Yankee comprehension...... cooldude
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2011, 05:57:50 PM »

I was taught in basic training (USAF) to have it come off the top of the roll. The last square was turned under at a 45 Deg angle and the point was to be exactly level with the axle center of the roll. Any of you ladies want to argue with the US govt?
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 06:10:03 PM »

Tissue paper comes from a box, toilet paper comes from a roll. 

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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 06:11:46 PM »

Tissue paper comes from a box, toilet paper comes from a roll. 



Only if you're a YANKEE......similar to "soda" to "Pop"
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2011, 06:36:38 PM »

if you're talking about toilet paper, (yankee transplant) the top.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2011, 10:17:17 PM »

Ya'll over in Jaw-ga is gettin pretty uppity.  Don't use the torn out Sears catalog pages in the little house out back anymore?  Some of my Texas kinfolks used to use corn shucks.  We sure are pampered now days.
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2011, 10:23:16 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2011, 01:34:52 AM »

Depends whether or not you have a cat that likes to play.  Over the top and the cat pretty quickly figures out how to unravel a whole bunch.  From the bottom, the roll turns the wrong way, making it harder for the critter to unravel it.

Boots vs Toilet Paper (Funny Cat)powered by Aeva


Although, maybe it doesn't matter.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3008389/cat-vs-toilet-paper
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Bob E.
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2011, 05:48:41 AM »

Depends whether or not you have a cat that likes to play.  Over the top and the cat pretty quickly figures out how to unravel a whole bunch.  From the bottom, the roll turns the wrong way, making it harder for the critter to unravel it.

Boots vs Toilet Paper (Funny Cat)

Although, maybe it doesn't matter.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3008389/cat-vs-toilet-paper




This is true for toddlers too... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2011, 05:55:08 AM »

Paper! Here in West by god Virginia we use corn cobs. red and white. Use two reds then a white to see if'n you need another red un!
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2011, 06:32:08 AM »

You folks are being WAY too wasteful .... you only need one sheet of toilet paper to "Get 'Er Done"

How to Wipe Your Ass with One Sheet of Toilet Paperpowered by Aeva


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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2011, 11:51:44 AM »

^^^ I quit doin it that way, it made my boogers taste funny^^^^
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2011, 01:02:28 PM »

All I know is that every time my wife is pissed at me she turns the roll over!
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