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Author Topic: Interesting interchange on my bicycle this morning.  (Read 1090 times)
John Schmidt
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« on: June 10, 2011, 01:38:43 PM »

Put in a bit over ten miles, at one point I stopped in a park for a drink. I happen to be wearing one of those baseball type caps that has a fairly long bill with a fabric flap hanging down over the neck in back. Very handy for long periods in the sun. When I stopped for a drink, there was a couple youngsters nearby watching me and snickering about something. Finally one commented to me; "that's about a stupid looking hat bro, do you know how dumb that makes you look?" I just looked at him and his buddy, noticed their pants were showing most of their underwear, plus the one that had spoken to me had his hat on sideways. So I asked  "you think this looks dumb, huh?" Him...."yeah dude, you old guys always make me laugh."  Me....."and that bit of genius is coming from someone sitting there with his hat on sideways and the crack of his butt showing. How about you and your pet squirrel find something constructive to do....like pick your nose."  They looked at each other, muttered something under their breath and walked away....ass crack showing and caps on sideways. An older gent sitting a bit farther away busted out laughing as they walked past, then said...."you make a good pair, your caps are facing opposite directions and your shorts match."

It's a funny world we live in. I don't care how a person wears their cap, but I suggest you don't make fun of the rest of the world like this kid did. Pants on the ground and cap on sideways....almost forgot, also had a ring in his nose, at least 3/4" in diameter. Often wondered about that, I know why they put them in a bull's nose....so does it serve the same purpose on a human? Obviously not for enhancing your appearance....I wonder if he goes out in a thunderstorm?  uglystupid2 crazy2
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Serk
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 01:54:04 PM »

LOL!!! Good way to handle it...

Reminds me of this classic:

An old man was sitting on a bench in the park. A young guy walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young guy looked, the old man was staring. The young guy finally said sarcastically,"What's the  matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my Son!!!"
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musclehead
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 08:28:52 PM »

my daughter was about 4 we were in line at the grocery store and a guy walks up behind us with a multi colored mohawk. my daughter pointed and said "different" just one word. we all cracked up including the young man Grin
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 08:29:47 PM »

john you get into more altercations on that bicycle then you do your motorcyce!
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2011, 08:36:27 AM »

Wonderful way to handle it, and now I understand why animals eat their young..... 2funny
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2011, 10:07:05 AM »

PANTS ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!

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Mr.BubblesVRCCDS0008
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2011, 12:04:40 PM »

I like it when the guys are already short and with the sagging pants it looks like they have no legs at all.
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