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« on: June 24, 2011, 10:20:25 AM » |
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THEY SENT MY CENSUS FORM BACK.................
They Sent My Census Form Back
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',
I put YES . . . . 'Asylum-seekers, illegal immigrants, crack-heads, unemployable people, women who have five kids and have never, ever even looked for a job, most of the State of California, leftovers in Texas from Katrina, half of freaking Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate and a President that gives away my tax dollars to Middle East poppy-growers and thugs and several South American dictatorships!'
................. Apparently this wasn't the right answer............
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Oss
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 10:40:03 AM » |
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bloody brilliant
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
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When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 02:45:36 PM » |
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Oh i know this one. You told the freakin truth and upset their view of lala land.  They can't handle the truth.  Gotta agree COMPLETELY with you and oss.  RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 03:31:36 PM » |
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keep working millions on welfare are depending on you ....  |
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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Gear Jammer
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 03:54:55 PM » |
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Love the bumper sticker I saw,,,, "Honk if I made your house payment",, |
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 "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living. |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 07:04:47 PM » |
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Outstanding answer.......... just amend it by stating " I have X dependents I claim on my 1040, and also (then just add the exact same words as before)" Fork them if they don't like it, the truth is an absolute defense.
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98 T
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2011, 07:26:09 AM » |
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I agree with Britman!! Bloody brilliant.
Sometimes the truth hurts - the pencil-pushing buearacrats don't know how to process that question... I love it!
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It's not WHAT you ride....it's THAT you ride!
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BigAl
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2011, 10:21:28 AM » |
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I think that was Oss on the Bloody Brilliant comment.
An understandable mistake. As Britman would have said the same thing.
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98 T
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2011, 07:15:50 PM » |
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Oop!! my bad... I had Britman on the brain... IN that case, I fully agree with Evan.... and I'll still pretend Britman said it too!! |
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It's not WHAT you ride....it's THAT you ride!
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2011, 12:10:06 PM » |
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They can't handle the truth
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2011, 12:12:25 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2011, 04:05:04 PM » |
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Musta slept through this one  |
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"if I ride the morning winds to the farthest oceans, even there your hand will guide me." TLB-Ps.139:9-10
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« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2011, 07:59:03 AM » |
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This IS Digger's post from a few weeks ago. (: |
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