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Tundra
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Seminole, Florida
« on: July 09, 2011, 02:27:37 PM »
PARAPROSDOKIANS...
 I had to look up "paraprosdokian". Here is the definition:
"Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence
or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
 
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
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If you can't be a good example: be a WARNING!!
Thunderbolt
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Worthington Springs FL.
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2011, 04:35:41 PM »
I like the one about skydiving.  cooldude
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The Anvil
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Derry, NH
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2011, 04:39:32 PM »
 It's the pun's prettier sister.
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Grumpy
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2011, 05:21:51 PM »
How is that toe coming, I can tell from your posting, you are getting a little stir crazy. crazy2
Riding will cure that.
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Tropic traveler
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Livin' the Valk, er, F6B life in Central Florida.

Silver Springs, Florida
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2011, 06:45:11 PM »
Quote from: Grumpy on July 09, 2011, 05:21:51 PM
How is that toe coming, I can tell from your posting, you are getting a little stir crazy. crazy2
Riding will cure that.
thinking the exact same thing Bill!

Heal up fast Doug!
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mhallock
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2011, 06:52:25 PM »
The early bird gets the worm................but the second mouse gets the cheese!!
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