Skinhead
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The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Pittsburgh. A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her Father and says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
'I don't think so. It's an 18 hour drive."
'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'
Oh Dad," replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington ..'
'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat.' And do they serve tap beer?"
The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington, and I'll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there.'
So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States . In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States .'
The Senator whispers back, 'You bet I do.'
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for the Steelers."
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2011, 09:16:04 PM » |
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this makes me want a sammich with the fries under the bun the way Pirmanti Bros meant it to be!
Yum. Sammich.
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2011, 09:49:42 PM » |
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So many roads.....They won't ride themselves!
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2011, 04:14:07 AM » |
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AY, Whattar you? Some kine of jag off n'at? Don be makin fun of da Picksburgh Stillers. Da pres's pop would jus go dawntawn an get an arn. Jag off- slight, origin unknown, possibly having to do with prick because any bush with thorns is called a "jagger bush" n"at - and that, loosely Stillers - Steelers Dawntawn - downtown Arn - Iron City beer, bad local beer http://www.pittsburghese.com/ |
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PAVALKER
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2011, 08:26:41 AM » |
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Yinz quit jaggin round. 'Sup wif at? Um sick'n tard uh d'way yinz guys jaggin Picksburg.
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2011, 08:59:35 AM » |
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GO STILLERS 
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2011, 09:28:33 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2011, 02:52:16 PM » |
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Interesting, when I heard the joke Susan was from Wisconsin..........................................  |
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2011, 03:51:04 PM » |
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The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Pittsburgh. A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her Father and says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
'I don't think so. It's an 18 hour drive."
'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'
Oh Dad," replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington ..'
'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat.' And do they serve tap beer?"
The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington, and I'll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there.'
So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States . In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States .'
The Senator whispers back, 'You bet I do.'
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for the Steelers."
You are sooooo baaaad on so many levels.....  But I can actually see that happening.... kinda funny too    |
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2011, 08:08:39 PM » |
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Yinz quit jaggin round. 'Sup wif at? Um sick'n tard uh d'way yinz guys jaggin Picksburg.
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PAVALKER
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2011, 09:26:08 PM » |
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Yinz quit jaggin round. 'Sup wif at? Um sick'n tard uh d'way yinz guys jaggin Picksburg.
I need a translator I would need to know the area in which you are from in order to provide a more accurate translation..... However, the general idea would be "You guys better quit jacking around. What's up with that? I am sick and tired of the way you guys keep jacking Pittsburgh. " |
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Skinhead
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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2011, 04:49:11 AM » |
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I need a translator You just need to learn Pittsburghese n'at. |
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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2011, 06:48:36 PM » |
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I am headed back up on Sunday to visit my parents and to get recharged with Pittsburghese and arn.
WTF is going on with the darn Steelers? Hines Ward arrested and Harrison spouting stupid stuff.
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