bigvalkriefan
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On the green monster
South Florida
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« on: July 14, 2011, 01:50:20 PM » |
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JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup
of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth,
painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus , over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her
to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's
about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't
that God's boy over there? The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold
beer. "On my bill," he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched
him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back in to
his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised
his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door. Then, Jesus walked towards
the Democrat, just smiling. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting
disability."
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