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Author Topic: SC woman ticketed for displaying plastic testicles on back of truck!  (Read 4544 times)
Titan
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« on: July 27, 2011, 01:16:06 PM »

It's gonna be real interesting to see how this trial turns out! I can't imagine a SC jury finding her guilty but ya never know! This is completely absurd!

Haven't I seen a picture of somebody's Valk around here with a pair hanging from the trailer hitch? Was it R.J.'s bike?

http://www.wistv.com/story/15154990/sc-woman-gets-jury-trial-for-display


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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 01:27:00 PM »

Steamer has a big shiny pair.................................................... hanging off his bike
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 01:28:52 PM »

So, in SC I could be cited for causing a "Public Disturbance"....... Shocked













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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 01:35:46 PM »

They won't reciprocate on GA CCW permits and NOW they are busting our "balls"??..... tickedoff tickedoff tickedoff tickedoff........ Cheesy

I may have to quit coming to SC!!........ cooldude
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 01:39:39 PM »


She's doomed. I've been to traffic court there.

-Mike
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 02:29:32 PM »

Steamer has a big shiny pair.................................................... hanging off his bike
Judging from the pictures, those are pretty small. The operative word there is "small," not "pretty."  I guess SS must have modeled for them????   2funny 2funny
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 02:31:10 PM »

It's been a long time since I read the "obscenity" law but I don't immediately see how they applied this to that law. It's all about bumper stickers, or other stickers like on windows showing a kid urinating on a chevy/ford emblem, etc.

But as it stands right now, Stanley, you better stay out of SC! 2funny
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 02:37:25 PM »


She's doomed. I've been to traffic court there.

-Mike


I looked it up cause I wasn't sure where Bonneau, SC is.

Population 404! 2funny

http://www.city-data.com/city/Bonneau-South-Carolina.html

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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 02:42:11 PM »

Never thought TruckNutz were illegal. Wow.

They are supposed to be bovine testicles. (Sorry to burst your bubble, Stanley)
Does that mean bulls will have to wear underwear when transported through Boner, SC???
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 02:58:35 PM »

Yupper, here is my balls.   been on there for close to 9 years now...   And I might add, in all the lower 48 states without a hitch.

SC is starting to irritate me.     I think we need to give them boys a good ole Southern ass whompin.

They are letting their LEO's do a big hurt on their economy at this rate.    No one is going to want to go through, that just leaves the locals and they can't make up for all of that lost revenue.

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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 04:50:27 PM »

Sound off like you got a PAIR. Just don't seem right to me some how. uglystupid2 Wonder if they got any cattle auctions in their area?? Why you wonder?? Ever been around cattle racks?? In addition to the cow bells lots of dem der trucks got bulls balls on em. 2funny Might be interesting they start yanking over cattle haulers fer showing their balls er testicles. tickedoff If ya'll can post when the gal has had her trial and let us know how it came out. This could be the first case on record of a female gettin her balls busted. cooldude RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 05:54:29 PM »

This could be the first case on record of a female gettin her balls busted. cooldude RIDE SAFE.

 2funny 2funny Grin Grin

I will be watching for a report on the outcome of this stupidity and will post it when it happens.
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 05:59:36 PM »

Thanks Titan. Knew we could count on a fellow valker. I know all states countys citys and towns be a hurtin in the revenue department-but this be a lot this side of stupid. Hope the jury has their heads screwed on straight.  Peace out bro. RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 07:09:00 PM »

SC is starting to irritate me.     I think we need to give them boys a good ole Southern ass whompin.

They are letting their LEO's do a big hurt on their economy at this rate.    No one is going to want to go through, that just leaves the locals and they can't make up for all of that lost revenue.


You just don't understand how we roll...

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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2011, 07:12:47 PM »

Ok, y'all need to help me understand the "ball" thing....WHY???

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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2011, 07:54:11 PM »

Ok, y'all need to help me understand the "ball" thing....WHY???



Because Valks got balls.  crazy2

1st saw them many years ago on cattle trucks. Guess they hit main stream.

 I got a chrome pair on my Valk hitch.
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« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2011, 06:04:20 AM »

I got around to looking up the law on this... here tis...


South Carolina Code 56-5-3885. Unlawful to display obscene bumper sticker
South Carolina Code > Title 56 > Chapter 5 > § 56-5-3885 - Unlawful to display obscene bumper sticker


(A) No person may operate a motor vehicle in this State which has affixed or attached to any part of the motor vehicle which is visible to members of the public not occupying the vehicle any sticker, decal, emblem, or other device containing obscene or indecent words, photographs, or depictions.
(B) Obscene words, photographs, or depictions must be defined and interpreted as provided in Section 16-15-305(B), (C), (D), and (E).

(C) A sticker, decal, emblem, or device is indecent when:

(1) taken as a whole, it describes, in a patently offensive way, as determined by contemporary community standards, sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body; and

(2) taken as a whole, it lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

(D) A person who violates the provisions of subsection (A) is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be punished by a fine not exceeding two hundred dollars.
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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2011, 08:25:27 AM »

The jury is going to have to look at many photos of bull bags and man bags in order to determine that it isn't a human bag hanging from her truck!
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« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2011, 08:48:53 AM »

A friend of mine had a set on his truck and the city asked him to put it in the parade...they hinted that some may not find them attractive....so he put a crown royal bag over them !   Now he does that every winter and tells every one that mentions the cold weather , " at least my nuts are cozy " as he points them out.
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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2011, 08:56:31 AM »

So, would real ones have "scientific" value?
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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2011, 09:02:08 AM »

Are you telling me that the SC court system is going to spend God knows how many hours in finding a jury, making those people sit through the trail, waste the judge's and the courts time over a set of plastic nuts.

Yikes!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2011, 09:05:10 AM »

Are you telling me that the SC court system is going to spend God knows how many hours in finding a jury, making those people sit through the trail, waste the judge's and the courts time over a set of plastic nuts.

Yikes!!!!!!!!

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Keep votin' those tight assed Republicans into office and this is what you will get.
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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2011, 09:13:28 AM »

Are you telling me that the SC court system is going to spend God knows how many hours in finding a jury, making those people sit through the trail, waste the judge's and the courts time over a set of plastic nuts.

Yikes!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2011, 09:32:06 AM »

This discussion is what happens when Admin. tries to shut down another Boobie thread !  tickedoff                       2funny         2funny       laugh
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« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2011, 12:49:22 PM »

This discussion is what happens when Admin. tries to shut down another Boobie thread!

You want 'em? You got 'em!

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« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2011, 01:00:46 PM »

This discussion is what happens when Admin. tries to shut down another Boobie thread!
You want 'em? You got 'em!



Gryphon! WTH did you do that for! Completely unnecessary and I can't un-see that! Lips Sealed
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« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2011, 01:05:50 PM »

Someone please pass the
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« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2011, 01:13:35 PM »

Are you telling me that the SC court system is going to spend God knows how many hours in finding a jury, making those people sit through the trail, waste the judge's and the courts time over a set of plastic nuts.

Yikes!!!!!!!!

Charlie morse
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I just went online and found that the little town has 2 full time police officers. At least one of those obviously is not very smart... the one who thought it would be a good idea to write that ticket. I can't even imagine what he must have been thinking! Your shock at the expense involved is right on the money. I fully expect her to be exonerated but it's total crap that anybody had to deal with it in the first place!

As a funny side to it... last night one of the local tv stations did a short piece on it and then read a couple of comments on the story from Facebook. One of the comments was...

"I think they will get a hung jury"  2funny 2funny 2funny
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« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2011, 03:47:35 PM »

Roadkill, that was funny. I give it 2 more days.  Cheesy

Gryphon, oh man!  Shocked
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« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2011, 06:02:21 PM »

There is a chance that she was displaying one of the newer sets that I've seen running aroung here in NW indiana, each one is at least the size of a basketball.  Shocked
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« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2011, 06:14:19 PM »

There is a chance that she was displaying one of the newer sets that I've seen running aroung here in NW indiana, each one is at least the size of a basketball.  Shocked

Yeah. I modeled for the company that made those!  2funny
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« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2011, 06:25:41 PM »

This discussion is what happens when Admin. tries to shut down another Boobie thread!
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Gryphon! WTH did you do that for! Completely unnecessary and I can't un-see that! Lips Sealed

   Dam-what he said. Just got done with supper a little while ago and then THAT. tickedoff W T F over/. uglystupid2 I am in the begining stages of macular degeneration and trust me -THAT DID NOT HELP AT ALL. tickedoff And yes-virtually impossible to unsee. crazy2 RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2011, 06:49:11 PM »

Why is Anvil sending Gryphon Rider pictures of himself and WHY would Gryph save them to share with us?    Cry
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« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2011, 07:02:11 PM »

Why is Anvil sending Gryphon Rider pictures of himself and WHY would Gryph save them to share with us?    Cry
  Cruel and unusual punishment comes to mind. Could be i'm paying fer bad things in a former life?? coolsmiley What ever it be-please stop cause i DO need to sleep tonight. 2funny Ya think grphyn and anvil would conspire together?? RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2011, 06:09:12 AM »

Arresting officer jailed. Ah, that ol' karma...

http://wonkette.com/450261/update-south-carolina-sheriff-thrown-in-jail-after-issuing-truck-nutz-fine

Do make sure to read the comments. Some knee-slappers in there, as usual. I.e.:

"If they make TrukNutz a crime, only criminals will have TrukNutz. Yeah, seems about right."
"If nuts offend him he's really going to be unhappy in jail, I'm just sayin'."
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« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2011, 06:19:59 AM »

Why is Anvil sending Gryphon Rider pictures of himself and WHY would Gryph save them to share with us?    Cry

Because my moobs should not be hidden from the world. They're real and they're spectacular.  Smiley
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« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2011, 07:47:15 AM »

Are you telling me that the SC court system is going to spend God knows how many hours in finding a jury, making those people sit through the trail, waste the judge's and the courts time over a set of plastic nuts.

Yikes!!!!!!!!

Charlie morse
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« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2011, 11:35:44 AM »

SC police ??????

 Nip it in the bud




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