"it's a HARLEY!" "Price is only $43,500.00 FIRM!!!"

[BF]

Uh.......yeah.  "It's a HARLEY".  


http://panamacity.craigslist.org/mcy/2518182920.html


"I have a HARLEY DAVIDSON motorcycle for sale! YES, it's a REAL MOTORCYCLE, A REAL MAN'S BIKE, even with the rice burner motor, it's still - a HARLEY!! You won't be "posing" on this bike for sure, it's a HARLEY, it's stamped on the side and the sticker on the tank says so!

You can be one of the boys sitting in the saddle of this HARLEY! NO posing, NO acting the motorcycle speaks for itself - it's a HARLEY!

Enough said! Buy my HARLEY and I'll toss in a set of ASSLESS CHAPS and a WW2 Novelty Helmet! (has the spike on top)!!!!

You've always wanted a HARLEY, well, here's your chance! I hate to part with her, she's been a good ride for many years and I have a 3" binder full of receipts to prove it. It's LOUD and obnoxious so you'll definitely get LOTS of "look at me" when you stop at stop signs and red lights and crack that throttle! I would list all the features, but they don't matter because it's a HARLEY!

Serious only, price is NON-NEGOTIABLE so do not try to low ball me (unless I have my assless chaps on), cause it's a HARLEY and you know how it is with HARLEY'S (if I gotta tell you, you wouldn't understand). Anyways, buy my 1960's technology land snail, it's underpowered, heavy, no horsepower, and makes A LOT OF NOISE - but it's a HARLEY!!!

Price is only $43,500.00 FIRM!!! I say "firm" because it's a HARLEY!"




 

[BigAl]

I believe you have some issues with Ole Willy Davidsons  Company.

Therapy will not help you.

A ride on a Good Old Fashioned American Owned, rattle "her" can on the back Milwaukee Vibrator.

Will however let you in on a secret.

You don't have to have the fastest bike on the road to have fun.

Friends and a two wheeler of any kind will do it.

The Valk I own is not the fastest bike on the road, niether is my Harley.

But I like them both.

You don't have to hate Harleys to be accepted here.

THere are a lot of Harley guys who love Valks.

So cool it , you are not impressing anyone.

[The Anvil]

I believe you have some issues with Ole Willy Davidsons  Company.

Therapy will not help you.

A ride on a Good Old Fashioned American Owned, rattle "her" can on the back Milwaukee Vibrator.

Will however let you in on a secret.

You don't have to have the fastest bike on the road to have fun.

Friends and a two wheeler of any kind will do it.

The Valk I own is not the fastest bike on the road, niether is my Harley.

But I like them both.

You don't have to hate Harleys to be accepted here.

THere are a lot of Harley guys who love Valks.

So cool it , you are not impressing anyone.

+1

And by definition ALL chaps are ass-less.

[Titan]

BF... Big Al was posting a direct quote from an ad which was on CraigsList. He didn't write it!

[CajunRider]

And by definition ALL chaps are ass-less.

This is true!    

[BigAl]

The hell I did not write it.

That was my words and nobody elses.

A Big AL original.

Unless you are calling me a liar.

+3 on the assless chaps.

A lot of Valk riders wear those as well.

But I like it best when the female riders wear them.

[BF]

Al.....no one is bashing Harley's.  My first three motorcycles where Harleys...I love Harley's as I do all motorcycles.  You needed to see the ad to understand that someone with a sense of humor had posted it.  Too bad it's been flagged.  

You can re-rooster your hair trigger now Al.  

[..]

Ad has vaporized.

[BF]

The ad is gone.......along with Al's sense of humor apparently. 

[The Anvil]

along with Al's sense of humor apparently. 

Got to Bed, Bath and Beyond and look in the beyond section. You might find it there along with his ability to construct a paragraph and my inside voice.

[BigAl]

Re-cocked

And I tried to look at the article.

It's just the same old thing amongst bikers of all types.

My mirrors are better.

I can change the oil easier.

When is it gonna be I met some nice people on brandXXX andhad agood time.

I was not mad,,, just making a point.

If we treat all bikers with  respect we all win.

Don't you think?

SmokinJoe is a good example.

He will not pass a group of Harleys or anything else without complete respect in his actions.

I like the way he treats other bike groups.

It wins them over and everyone has fun.

THere are groups of bikes around here that will ask him to lead them to some of his riding haunts.

Just because he is a good guy and loves all bikers.

Al

[wdvalk]

do we have to be politically correct all the time,jeez,

[Titan]

The hell I did not write it.

That was my words and nobody elses.

A Big AL original.

Unless you are calling me a liar.

+3 on the assless chaps.

A lot of Valk riders wear those as well.

But I like it best when the female riders wear them.

Hey BigAl!  I had the names back-asswards. What I meant to say was to tell you that BF didn't write the HARLEY thing and that he quoted it from a Craigslist ad. I screwed up and got your two names reversed.

[fordmano]

+1

And by definition ALL chaps are ass-less.

Agreed, if they had the ass coverd they would be called pants!

I get this from most of my friends they all joke about my chaps and I tell them that if they don't like them then stop looking at my ASS. Although that is rally hard for them to do since they are normally behind me.

I feel a little safer wearing some leather rather than none.

[Paxton]

Humm...The truth was stranger than the official fiction.
 

Jumpin' to conclusions is not an effective exercise program.
True, it might reduce one's brain matter, but it does not burn any calories...

"An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it."
— Jef Mallett

[bscrive]

Here is my un-politically correct opinion - Harleys Suck.  I have ridden them and they suck.  Although most bikes out there suck.  But, I would never alienate anyone because of what they ride, the main thing is to get out there and have fun....even if it is on a Harley. (Couldn't resist that one.)

[DIGGER]

Here is my un-politically correct opinion - Harleys Suck.  I have ridden them and they suck.  Although most bikes out there suck.  But, I would never alienate anyone because of what they ride, the main thing is to get out there and have fun....even if it is on a Harley. (Couldn't resist that one.)

bet you don't wear chaps either.......ha

[The Anvil]

Here is my un-politically correct opinion - Harleys Suck.  I have ridden them and they suck.  Although most bikes out there suck.  But, I would never alienate anyone because of what they ride, the main thing is to get out there and have fun....even if it is on a Harley. (Couldn't resist that one.)

I'm currently putting a hex on your final drive and petcock.

(Boomshackalakkalakka boomshackalakkalakka, molaram suderam, moleram suderam. The power of Milwaukee compels you!  The power of Milwaukee compels you...)

[Cliff]

........................ I would never alienate anyone because of what they ride, the main thing is to get out there and have fun.................

   

[Titan]

Wow! Something weird just happened! All of a sudden I got this overbearing thought in my head that I wanted to buy a Harley! It was like some spell had fallen over me! I slipped into some kind of a dream and found myself walking towards a Harley Botique. I had a look of pain on my face! But just before I reached the store I noticed there was a fork in the road. I took the other route and found myself standing on a very high bridge about to jump! Now the frown was gone from my face and I felt relief!

Whew! What a nightmare!

[DarkMeister]

Anvil, a bit more precision, please, when you aim those hexes. Canada is a big country; don't just go pointing in the general direction of the North.
My petcock is toast. Guess I better go check my final drive.

[bscrive]

I always wondered, why people wear chaps?  If you are sliding down the highway, and I have done this, on your back.  The chaps are not really going to do you a pinch of coon crap good.  Your ass is going to be ground to hamburger.  Luckily when this happened to me it was raining and my jeans were enough to protect me.  My wife wears chaps in the cooler weather and I love the look of them on her but I never cared to wear them.  I just think that they look good on women but guys look a little 'light in the loafers' in them.  Even cowboys look goofy in them and for them they have a practical use.

[The Anvil]

I always wondered, why people wear chaps?  If you are sliding down the highway, and I have done this, on your back.  The chaps are not really going to do you a pinch of coon crap good.  Your ass is going to be ground to hamburger.  Luckily when this happened to me it was raining and my jeans were enough to protect me.  My wife wears chaps in the cooler weather and I love the look of them on her but I never cared to wear them.  I just think that they look good on women but guys look a little 'light in the loafers' in them.  Even cowboys look goofy in them and for them they have a practical use.

It's not for protection in a crash (though most people I know who've gone down end up on their side or stomach so they can help there) but rather, they keep your legs warm without bunching up under your ass and in your crotch. Same reason cowpokes wear em.

[bscrive]

I thought they wore them to prevent the chafing on the inside of their legs.

[Bobbo]

It's not for protection in a crash (though most people I know who've gone down end up on their side or stomach so they can help there) but rather, they keep your legs warm without bunching up under your ass and in your crotch. Same reason cowpokes wear em.

I'm not a cowboy, but I was told they are used mainly for protection against thorns and heavy brush when herding cattle.

[fudgie]

I wear chaps but dont own any loafers.  ??? Wear them on cool days and helps with debris from smackin my legs.

Some of my rodeo friends wore them while bustin bulls. They said the leather helped hold them on better.

Yes women do look better in chaps. Esp with wearing only a little pink thong. 

[Dogg]

mmm pink thong...

[The Anvil]

I wear chaps but dont own any loafers.  ??? Wear them on cool days and helps with debris from smackin my legs.

Some of my rodeo friends wore them while bustin bulls. They said the leather helped hold them on better.

Yes women do look better in chaps. Esp with wearing only a little pink thong. 

That reminds me... yesterday I was in a store in the checkout line and a very attractive woman in a low cut top with a nice rack was in line in front of me. She bent over to pull an industrial sized pack of toilet paper from the bottom rack of the cart and when she did I got a clear shot down her shirt for a good two full seconds. I'd like to say that I'm above looking but I'm a red blooded American male and I'm not. After she was done my wife turned and looked at me with a smirk on her face. "Tell me you didn't miss that."

But the reason why I tell this story is because I realized then and there that this kind of rare and random occurrence (thought maybe intentional on her part?) was much better than several hours spent at a strip club.

[fudgie]

I wear chaps but dont own any loafers.  ??? Wear them on cool days and helps with debris from smackin my legs.

Some of my rodeo friends wore them while bustin bulls. They said the leather helped hold them on better.

Yes women do look better in chaps. Esp with wearing only a little pink thong. 

That reminds me... yesterday I was in a store in the checkout line and a very attractive woman in a low cut top with a nice rack was in line in front of me. She bent over to pull an industrial sized pack of toilet paper from the bottom rack of the cart and when she did I got a clear shot down her shirt for a good two full seconds. I'd like to say that I'm above looking but I'm a red blooded American male and I'm not. After she was done my wife turned and looked at me with a smirk on her face. "Tell me you didn't miss that."

But the reason why I tell this story is because I realized then and there that this kind of rare and random occurrence (thought maybe intentional on her part?) was much better than several hours spent at a strip club.

'Behind every strong woman is a guy looking at her butt.'
Quote from a EasyRider rag I read last night. 

[Dougger]

Fudgie,
I bet you only read Easy Rider, just for the educational information......lol

[Rams]

It's not for protection in a crash (though most people I know who've gone down end up on their side or stomach so they can help there) but rather, they keep your legs warm without bunching up under your ass and in your crotch. Same reason cowpokes wear em.

Anvil,
Not that I really care but, my guess is you weren't reared on a ranch.  Most likely never roped a calf or rode through brush, correct?  Probably haven't been bucked off a horse either would be my guess.

Chaps provide a lot of protection to a cowboys legs, not just warmth and comfort.

[fudgie]

Fudgie,
I bet you only read Easy Rider, just for the educational information......lol

Well, my subscription ran out years ago but do buy a occasional 'In The Wind'. Kit got about 50 old ER mags from her boss. Makes me want to renew it. 

[The Anvil]

It's not for protection in a crash (though most people I know who've gone down end up on their side or stomach so they can help there) but rather, they keep your legs warm without bunching up under your ass and in your crotch. Same reason cowpokes wear em.

Anvil,
Not that I really care but, my guess is you weren't reared on a ranch.  Most likely never roped a calf or rode through brush, correct?  Probably haven't been bucked off a horse either would be my guess.

Chaps provide a lot of protection to a cowboys legs, not just warmth and comfort.

I was referring more towards the fact that like motorcyclists, they're spending their time in a saddle and don't need the extra material under their ass. And even at that, where did I say that's their only purpose?

[Momz]

Buy an HD and get a whole new set of friends.
As your bike gets older, it becomes more valueable.
Harleys are better than any other ride.
Women will remove their undies when you pull up at the bar on a Softail, FLH, or any Screaching Eagle model.

 

Ask any HOG member.

[Rams]

It's not for protection in a crash (though most people I know who've gone down end up on their side or stomach so they can help there) but rather, they keep your legs warm without bunching up under your ass and in your crotch. Same reason cowpokes wear em.

Anvil,
Not that I really care but, my guess is you weren't reared on a ranch.  Most likely never roped a calf or rode through brush, correct?  Probably haven't been bucked off a horse either would be my guess.

Chaps provide a lot of protection to a cowboys legs, not just warmth and comfort.

I was referring more towards the fact that like motorcyclists, they're spending their time in a saddle and don't need the extra material under their ass. And even at that, where did I say that's their only purpose?

Re-read your own post and tell me that wasn't implied.  Doesn't matter to me, I was just pointing out the obvious that anyone who has ever riden and worked a horse and used chaps already knows.