Free Investment Advice

[Big Mike]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan

[musclehead]

well, along those lines if you invested in beer stocks you might have actually made money

lets see budweiser july 6 '09 $37.70 
end of close Aug 8  2011 $51.51

beer and liquor do pretty good in a down economy, next time it starts tanking buy a keg!

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[shortleg]

   I laughed at my wife when she got 4000 dollars in
gold at 900 an oz. Who is laughing now.
          Shortleg[Dave]

[czuch]

I'm all over the 401-keg. I love my tapper. If you never completley drain the glass, youre still on your first beer. The wife laughs at that. I live so far away from town, nobody comes over.
A keg lasts 6 mos.

[Trynt]

I've been advised to invest in canned food and ammunition  ???!