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He walks up to me on the Bike and snarls "Papers". I look at him and in amusment say : "Scissors, I win!". I never had a field sobrioty test before.
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Bodale
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 05:32:20 AM » |
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I have always told my family that if I ever have an accident that when the officer asked what happened I would say " It was just one of those racing deals, I hate it for the team and hate it for the sponsor......"
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 06:25:50 AM » |
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2011, 06:51:12 AM » |
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He walks up to me on the Bike and snarls "Papers". I look at him and in amusment say : "Scissors, I win!". I never had a field sobrioty test before.
Papers?! Where the heck were you, communist China? |
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2011, 07:55:32 AM » |
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He walks up to me on the Bike and snarls "Papers". I look at him and in amusment say : "Scissors, I win!". I never had a field sobrioty test before.
Papers?! Where the heck were you, communist China? Close; Arizona. I keed, I keed! |
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Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2011, 08:17:02 AM » |
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I have always told my family that if I ever have an accident that when the officer asked what happened I would say " It was just one of those racing deals, I hate it for the team and hate it for the sponsor......"
My brother got into a fender crinkler and when the law showed up he asked my brother-have an accident? And my brother-with a straight face replied-no thanks-just had one.  RIDE SAFE. |
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2011, 08:48:20 AM » |
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Years ago, I let my drivers license lapse over "flags" that were unfairly placed on me over some insurance screw up. (I won out eventually, but that's not the point.)
When asked to produce my license by an officer after a minor traffic violation, I told him,"I have a fishing license, would you like to see it?"
He took my fishing license, ran my name off of it, gave it back and let me go. No wants or warrants. My lucky day.
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 09:35:04 AM » |
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Years ago, I let my drivers license lapse over "flags" that were unfairly placed on me over some insurance screw up. (I won out eventually, but that's not the point.)
When asked to produce my license by an officer after a minor traffic violation, I told him,"I have a fishing license, would you like to see it?"
He took my fishing license, ran my name off of it, gave it back and let me go. No wants or warrants. My lucky day.
Your story reminded me of this: I don't remember the exact details, maybe it was passport related, I just remember I had to show some important papers to some official... my cat had recently gotten vacinated for rabies... I got the papers mixed up some how... the main thing I remember is handing my "proof of rabies vacination" to the official, and wondering why he was looking at me like that... -Mike |
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2011, 09:41:36 AM » |
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I always look at them with puzzled look and say " Did you just say MEOW ? "
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2011, 09:44:06 AM » |
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When I was in dive school in Key West Fl a FEW years ago. Me and two buddies walked down town to get some dinner other than Navy chow. None of us remembered to bring a military ID since we were only going to need cash.
Walking back in the gate we stayed as far away from the guards as possible and decided to all take a dollar bill and fold in into the size and shape of an ID card with old Georges face in the middle.
They waved us right on. But, it was pre 911 so the microscopes werent out yet, but still
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2011, 09:50:20 AM » |
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He walks up to me on the Bike and snarls "Papers" How do you know he wasn't wanting to twist up a big fatty ....  |
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X Ring
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2011, 10:45:04 AM » |
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When I was in dive school in Key West Fl a FEW years ago. Me and two buddies walked down town to get some dinner other than Navy chow. None of us remembered to bring a military ID since we were only going to need cash.
Walking back in the gate we stayed as far away from the guards as possible and decided to all take a dollar bill and fold in into the size and shape of an ID card with old Georges face in the middle.
They waved us right on. But, it was pre 911 so the microscopes werent out yet, but still
I remember getting told about that when I was a young skeeter wing at Edwards. Marty |
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2011, 12:15:22 PM » |
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I keep my fast driving awards (only 2) in the same zip lock bag under my seat that my registration is in. I also need glasses to do much reading. When son Andy and I got pulled over in Montana last year I nearly handed my last traffic citation to the LEO instead of my registration. Thankfully, my son has really good eyes and told me to look again.  |
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"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.'' -- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964  |
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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2011, 01:57:25 PM » |
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Uhh, you do realize it was a joke?
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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2011, 03:00:48 PM » |
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Uhh, you do realize it was a joke?
Your joke might have started it but I think most of the rest were real.  |
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