What I learned in Sturgis.

[fudgie]

Kinda stealing highbinders line. 

We just rolled in a 45 min ago from Trailer Week. 2760 miles. All unpacked, showered and doing laundry. We stopped for a break at a HD dealership. We got alot of looks as we drug ourselves in. lol

Its no place for soccor moms and family vacations so stay out of the Hills during bike week. 

Sturgis is still a family affair so bring your toddlers. 

When you party all night and cant remember what happened, look at your camera. 

Kinda embarrasing to hold a record on Da Bus. 

I can drink like I use to, but not recover as fast. 

Strippers back home smell better then ones in a biker bar.  ???

GiG can get a front tire mounted for $60 in Sturgis if you know someone. 

Kit can blow $100 in less then 2 hours. 

The 'Idler' would have been shot or at least his bike dismantled by friday if we were still there. 

E-10 still makes the Valk run like a raped ape. 

Nemo still has the best B & G in SD.

Bring extra blankets next year.   

Its $50 for a body shot. 

Its ok to haul touring bikes on a trailer. WTF? 

Its a good think Kit did not bring her gun. 

[Skinhead]

You need to explain on a few of those (unless it would incriminate you), specifically Da Bus record and Kit's gun.

[Jess from VA]

Kit can blow $100 in less then 2 hours.

Name me a woman who can't.   

Its $50 for a body shot.

Heck, I'll punch you for half that price.... what are friends for?   

[fudgie]

You need to explain on a few of those (unless it would incriminate you), specifically Da Bus record and Kit's gun.

Well, GiG and I barely made it back to the bus stop (not sure how) for the very last ride home. So they shoved us all into a van, 12 folks in a 8 passenger van. Chic named Robin sat on my lap which was nice but I digress. Hour later after all the stops and and curves we make it back to camp. I get car sick easy. I really do. So the driver stops at the gate and I get out and heave. It wasnt a drunk puke just a small car sick puke. Well the next day our favorite bus couple we see every year, say 'hey Brian, you made Da Bus record.' 'Great, for what?' 'for being the 3rd person in 12 yrs that had to get off and puke'. Yeah me! 

Kits gun. Well, this guy we call the idler, let his bike run for 45 min straight, every morning at 7ish. By the 3rd day she was pissed. She was searching the tent for my guns and then she said I was glad she didnt have hers!

[Skinhead]

Sounds like an Xtra large time!

[fudgie]

Kit can blow $100 in less then 2 hours.

Name me a woman who can't.   

Its $50 for a body shot.

Heck, I'll punch you for half that price.... what are friends for?   

She hates to spend money tho, so I was shocked. But $50 for a pair of pants? Come on woman!

$25 for a punch or $50 for a body shot? No offense Jess but these girls look better half nekkid then I think you would. Thats worth the extra $25. 

[Devl]

Sounds like you guys had a great time there ??? as usual
Glad your all home from your travels.  Take Care!

[fiddle mike]

You're still losing me concerning "Da Bus".  What is?

[Popeye]

Fudgie,

Sounds like you had your usual good time at Sturgis. 

Talked to my Harley buddies last night, it was decided to go to Sturgis next year, just the week
before like last time.  Liket the smaller crowds and love riding in the area.  Will be calling for a rooms
at the Lantern in Hill City.  Great mom/pop hotel, great people and very biker friendly.

Looking forward to your pictures.

Popeye

[fudgie]

Fudgie,

Sounds like you had your usual good time at Sturgis. 

Talked to my Harley buddies last night, it was decided to go to Sturgis next year, just the week
before like last time.  Liket the smaller crowds and love riding in the area.  Will be calling for a rooms
at the Lantern in Hill City.  Great mom/pop hotel, great people and very biker friendly.

Looking forward to your pictures.

Popeye

Gave Hill City a salute for you as we went through. 

[fudgie]

You're still losing me concerning "Da Bus".  What is?

Ah yes, sorry. Da Bus is a private shuttle company during the rally week. Old school buses that are used to take folks from camp grounds to town or other camp grounds. 2 bus stops in town. Get a ride into town and when your done head to the bus stop. Find your bus number and hop on. Sure saved many from getting a DUI. You can bring drinks on da bus and they also sell beer, cheap. Just have to be done with it by the time you get off. Its like $15 a ride or $45 for the week. We get ours early at $35. Our bus only makes 3 stops before town and we are only 5 miles outta town.

[MacDragon]

Sounds like a nice time...

[~ Timbrwolf]

. .....soooo...tell us more bout Robin..  

[fudgie]

. .....soooo...tell us more bout Robin..  

Well from what I remember from that night  ..... Short brown hair, tight ass white t-shirt- which rode up a little, do know her sides were cold cause I was holdn' on to'm.  Dont know what her face was like since I was only looking at the back. But that is fine with me. 

[doubletee]

. .....soooo...tell us more bout Robin..  

 Dont know what her face was like since I was only looking at the back. But that is fine with me. 

I like the way you think!   

[~ Timbrwolf]

. ....Im thinkn...we should all chip in and buy Fudgie a camera.. 

[R J]

. ....Im thinkn...we should all chip in and buy Fudgie a camera.. 

Timber, that would be a nice gusture, BUT, we'd have to teach him how to use it and pound in his head he looks in the little peep hole not the big one.

   made me do it.

[~ Timbrwolf]

. .....hmmmmmm...peep hole. ...dont think Im gonna be touchin this one..