Never argue with a women who reads (joke)

[Tundra]

 Never Argue with a Woman
 
One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap.  Although not familiar
 with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out.  She
motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
   
  Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.  He pulls up
 alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning,
 Ma'am.  What are you doing?'

  'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking,
 'Isn't that obvious?')

  'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he
 informs her.
 
  'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
 I'm reading'
 
  'Yes, but you have all the equipment.  For all I
 know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take
 you in and write you up.'
 
  'For reading a book,' she replies.
 
  'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he
 informs her again.
 
  'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
 I'm reading'
 
  'Yes, but you have all the equipment.  For all I
 know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take
 you in and write you up.'
 
 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
 Sexual assault,' says the woman.

  'But I haven't even touched you,' says the
 game warden.

  'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
  For all I know you could start at any moment.'
 
  'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.