Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. just batten down the hatches Capt'n!!!!!
Man, I have been thinking of all ya'll up yonder watching the Weather Channel for the last two days. You know, you see these HUGE red cells going up over you and the rest of the Kansas and Oklahoma folks.....
I was joking, but hell, DO BATTEN THE HATCHES!!!!!

Listen for freight trains bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!
