Walküre
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Nothing beats a 6-pack!
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« on: August 22, 2011, 01:37:18 PM » |
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After 40 years of marriage...
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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Serk
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2011, 01:39:53 PM » |
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I told my wife that when she hits 40, I was gonna trade her in on two 20's...
...she reminded me that I'll hit 40 first, and what makes me think she wouldn't beat me to the punch...
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2011, 02:34:16 PM » |
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After 60 years of marriage, an 80 year old couple decided to get a divorce. Just to annoy his soon-to-be ex-wife, the old man says, "Well, I'm going to go out and find a 20 year old hottie to sleep with". The wife says, "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm going out to find a 20 year old stud!" She continued, "...and I'm going to have a LOT more fun than you!" The old man scratches his head and says, "How do you figure?" The wife replies, "Simple math... 20 goes into 80 a HELL of a lot more times than 80 goes into 20!"
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2011, 02:50:14 PM » |
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Old but true.  Divorce-the screwing you get for the screwing you got.  A 20 something be nice to look at but do you REALLY want to take on her maintenance costs??  Thimk about dat fer a minute or three afore ya flame me.  And every time you suggest something to the 20 year old she says-you want me to do WHAT??  RIDE SAFE. |
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2011, 03:00:53 PM » |
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Serk you better be careful. First find out if you are wired for 220.
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DarkMeister
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2011, 03:02:59 PM » |
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Yup, it wears off after a while.....  Why, the other night, wife and I were wanting to have sex. We tried. Wasn't happening for me. Wasn't happening for her. So I said to her: "What's the matter - you can't think of someone else, either?" (Courtesy my hero - Rodney Dangerfield!) |
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2011, 03:55:56 AM » |
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After 40 years of marriage...
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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MacDragon
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2011, 04:02:00 AM » |
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Reminds my of the new "Divorced Barbie Doll" ,... comes with all Ken's stuff...  |
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Jabba
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2011, 04:30:15 AM » |
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I say ALL the time... that who in the hell wants to TRAIN another 20 year old woman? It's taken me 20 years to train this one... and I still ain't quite where she wants me...  Jabba |
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Gryphon
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2011, 06:28:29 AM » |
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I say ALL the time... that who in the hell wants to TRAIN another 20 year old woman? It's taken me 20 years to train this one... and I still ain't quite where she wants me... Jabba +1 I hear ya loud and clear. I've been with mine for 35 years and haven't had any luck training her. Obviously, I'm not going to be successful. Why would I want to start over at this point. |
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2011, 09:26:24 AM » |
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Last night I got home from a rather trying day at work.
Tammy had a chicken on the rotisseree and veggies on the stove. She was lookin good with makeup and tightish flight gear, Bourbon and coke already made and a smile.
I said "I didnt notice a dent in the car",,,,,she said "give me a minute".
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