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Willow
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« on: August 23, 2011, 09:19:16 AM »

I was cleaning out the spam in the VRCC staff email account when I came across this quite interesting proposal from barrister Wong You Fong who, according to the email address from which it was sent, hails from Poland.  You don't need to read the entire explanation and proposal to get the humor of it, but one question kept gnawing at me.  Who in Sumatra had a last name of Vrccstaff?

I didn't reply because the proposal offends my moral values.


Dear Friend,

I am Barrister Wong You Fong, an attorney at law. A deceased client of
mine, that shares the same last name as yours, died as a result of His heart
condition, due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami
disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia. As reported by
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake.

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my
client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this
deposit valued at Five Million, One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars
(US$5.1 Million). This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin,
or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin
and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that
the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.  Then we can share the amount
on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim
as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest
cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

 This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
many breach of the law.  If this business proposition offends your moral values,
do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the
utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your
decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to
indicate your interest. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this
e-mail as soon as possible via my private Email: wongfong2011@live.com

And treats with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward to your
quick reply.

Best regards,

 Wong You Fong
 Attorney at Law
Email: wongfong2011@live.com
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rainman
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2011, 09:27:11 AM »

sounds almost real  Grin
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OverdueBill
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 09:34:15 AM »

If ya'll would send in for the $, wouldn't that cover this site's admin salaries for the year?  Maybe lower our dues one month.  Shocked
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2011, 02:38:36 PM »

Five Million Dollars?  Dang if I don't seem to remember a great great grand pappy on my mothers side who went my then name John Doe Vrccstaff.   Wink
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2011, 02:52:53 PM »

I'd write back "Wong You Too, Fong!".
And treats with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. Naturally. I woulds.
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2011, 02:53:17 PM »

Oh dear me....that's just "Wong."  2funny 2funny 2funny

Sorry....couldn't resist.  Evil
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2011, 02:54:14 PM »

Gotta rekamember here-we be talkin ferinners here. Shocked Grin Not only duz they talk funny-some of them got funny names. 2funny He be gettin round to OCCUPANT here in the ozarks-well might could be-nah wouldn't work. uglystupid2 Still gettin mail(after 8 years) here fer FORMER occupant. crazy2 RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2011, 04:01:37 PM »

Oh dear me....that's just "Wong."  2funny 2funny 2funny

Sorry....couldn't resist.  Evil

I knew somebody was going to say that!! Grin
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2011, 05:39:08 PM »

He IMPLORED YOU to keep this confidential. IMPLORED YOU!
You're not getting a dime now. You blew it big time.
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2011, 07:11:31 PM »

He IMPLORED YOU to keep this confidential. IMPLORED YOU!
You're not getting a dime now. You blew it big time.
   What?? This here ain't cofidential enough?? 2funny H3ll i won't tell a soul. uglystupid2 *I mean i WON'T tell no one at all ever.  Roll Eyes Kiss crazy2 RIDE SAFE.
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Willow
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2011, 07:18:45 PM »

He IMPLORED YOU to keep this confidential. IMPLORED YOU!
You're not getting a dime now. You blew it big time.

Good point.

You are all hereby sworn to the utmost secrecy concerning this matter.

If you do not agree to theses terms do not read this thread!

If you have already read this thread and feel you cannot abide by these terms you are strongly advised to immediately move your cursor to the upper right portion of this page and promptly click on the unread button!
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2011, 07:31:53 PM »

I can keep a secret Willow !  BTW,Do you have any more of that cloth like paper ? I have Green Ink and a printer but I am out of that "dollar Fabric"  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2011, 08:27:21 PM »

Wong You Fong make Willow VRCCSTAFF!! very happy for long time.
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2011, 08:50:53 PM »

He IMPLORED YOU to keep this confidential. IMPLORED YOU!
You're not getting a dime now. You blew it big time.

Good point.

You are all hereby sworn to the utmost secrecy concerning this matter.


what matter?
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Mike Luken 
 

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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2011, 08:59:42 PM »

I love you long time GI if you would just send money!  Linedog coolsmiley coolsmiley coolsmiley
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