Humor ????

[da prez]

 The hot young gal marries a senior citizen. On the honeymoon night. she is laying in bed waiting.
 He is sitting on the bed, pulls on a condom (yes, the serial number is showing). He then grabs a wad of cotton, pulls off a couple pieces, twists them in his nose,a couple more and puts them in his ears.
 She looks at him,and say's hey , hey. She then pulls a wad of cotton out of his ear and say's,
 I can somewhat understand the condom, but what's with the cotton in the nose and ears.
 He reply's as he takes the cotton back. Two things I can't stand, the smell of burning rubber, and the sound of a screaming woman!

                                        da prez

[DIGGER]

hahaha