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Titan
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« on: September 16, 2011, 04:58:52 AM »
Lesson here is ... don't get into a "beauty bath" with a bunch of eels!! uglystupid2
 2funny 2funny 2funny

Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa.  Lips Sealed


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 06:24:39 AM »
everything on that web site refers to the penis,, i am beginning to wonder what you look at and why you wound up there,,,
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98valk
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 08:05:32 AM »
There was reference to that in the movie "The Rundown"
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 08:09:37 AM »
I had a kidney stone related stent removed and screamed under ansitetic (?) twice.
Besides, a "beauty bath with eels???" He deserved it.  MORON.
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JerryB
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 10:30:34 AM »
He had WANG as his doctor! Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Titan
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2011, 03:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Jess Tolbirt on September 16, 2011, 06:24:39 AM
everything on that web site refers to the penis,, i am beginning to wonder what you look at and why you wound up there,,,

Jess, Thanks for pointing that out. Now I'm appalled at myself! Actually I followed a link from fox news to get there Bat I don't recon anything I say now is gonna help my case.  Undecided
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Titan
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2011, 03:49:55 PM »
 Grin Grin

Jess, I just went back and looked at that page again. You're right. Wife and I was cracking up looking at every dang link about something to do with a penis. I guess I'll start paying more attention at the rest of the page when I follow a link and post it.

But, just for the hell of it, I went to the main page of that site and it's nothing but a new site. angel

I know. Still doesn't help my case. Shocked

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/
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Serk
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2011, 03:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Titan on September 16, 2011, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: Jess Tolbirt on September 16, 2011, 06:24:39 AM
everything on that web site refers to the penis,, i am beginning to wonder what you look at and why you wound up there,,,

Jess, Thanks for pointing that out. Now I'm appalled at myself! Actually I followed a link from fox news to get there Bat I don't recon anything I say now is gonna help my case.  Undecided

In your defense, the header for the sidebar that's all about penises is titled "Related Items", so, the WHOLE website isn't about 'em, it's just crawling it's archive of stories for things that are related evidently...
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2011, 06:30:15 PM »
i really hope you realize i was jus funnin ya!!! heck i wound up there too..
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2011, 09:03:12 PM »
Quote from: Jess Tolbirt on September 16, 2011, 06:30:15 PM
i really hope you realize i was jus funnin ya!!! heck i wound up there too..

Absolutely!  2funny
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