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bigguy
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« on: September 26, 2011, 01:52:41 PM »

Check  in at 6:00 in the AM. About hour and a half ride over there. For today though:





Sparkling! Oh yumm. That makes all the difference.  NOT!



Boy, you just know you're gonna LOVE using something with this on the instructions.
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Westernbiker
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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2011, 02:53:51 PM »

Why does it need to be flavored if it goes in your......?????
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BF
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2011, 03:04:37 PM »

Is that where it goes in......or it that where it goes out?   Shocked
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Steve K (IA)
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2011, 03:10:37 PM »

Here is some good advice.  1) When you drink the magnesium citrate, pinch your nose shut and drink it all at once.  Do not take a breath before you have it down.  2)  Be IN the bathroom when you do this. Cheesy
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bigguy
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2011, 03:18:50 PM »

Why does it need to be flavored if it goes in your......?????

Two different things. Drink stuff at noon. use the other a 9:00 PM
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2011, 03:26:56 PM »

Yup, prepping is a real blast....literally! My dr. about lost it when I called him Capt. Kirk, he knew immediately what I meant. My wife on the other hand said they'd have to come looking for her...never again.  Grin
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FLAVALK
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2011, 04:58:35 PM »

That graphic just looks nasty  Roll Eyes
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sugerbear
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 09:05:18 AM »

follow the drink with a seven up immediately. helps wash the taste out.

usually takes about 30 min to work.

should last about 1--1  1/2 hrs to complete. cooldude

good luck
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bscrive
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 11:08:25 AM »

Getting older sucks!!! Grin
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Big-T
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 11:44:43 AM »

just eat a couple burgers from McDonalds, same results.
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czuch
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2011, 11:52:47 AM »

Ok I'm the odd man. I like the stuff. It tastes like lemon soda that needs some salt.
Make it real cold, add some gin. Twist-o-lime.

BLAMMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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da prez
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2011, 08:11:41 PM »

   My preference is vodka and prune juice.
                                                 they call it a pile driver.
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BamaDrifter64
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2011, 10:08:44 PM »

They could have at least made the enema graphics to be women....so at least we'd feel like we got a little something worthwhile out of the experience.... Undecided

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shortleg
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2011, 05:56:50 AM »

  I have to do that every 8 or 9 months.
Like has been said ,hold your nose and drink it all
Then use a chaser,no not that kind!
   Shortleg[Dave]
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