Westernbiker
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1st Place Street Kings National Cruiser Class
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The new book 'Understaning Women' is now in book stores!!!!   |
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![](http://weathersticker.wunderground.com/weathersticker/miniStates/language/www/US/AZ/Phoenix.gif") May the Lord always ride two up with you! |
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Oss
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The lower Hudson Valley
Ossining NY Chapter Rep VRCCDS0141
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2011, 06:17:27 PM » |
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Two rules come to mind
If momma aint happy aint nobody happy
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If I am out riding I am pretty much out of trouble at home, until I get home
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2011, 06:45:21 PM » |
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The Anvil
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2011, 07:01:56 PM » |
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Actually it's 10,000 pages of the phrase "don't bother" repeated over and over.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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Stormrider65
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Just Riding The Many Storms Of Life
Ft.Worth, Texas
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2011, 08:34:13 PM » |
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ROTFLMAO  I still can't stop laughing. My wife is looking over my shoulder saying "I don't get it"  Walt |
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In this wild and wolly world, there are only 3 things you can depend on, your brains, your bros, and your bike. Ride free!!!
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to saying "Damn, That Was Fun"
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Valkahuna
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2011, 08:39:10 PM » |
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Actually you've got the phrase wrong. It's "Yes Dear"  Actually it's 10,000 pages of the phrase "don't bother" repeated over and over.
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The key thing is to wake up breathing! All the rest can be fixed. (Except Stupid - You can't fix that)
2014 Indian Chieftain
2001 Valkyrie I/S
Proud to be a Vietnam Vet (US Air Force - SAC, 1967-1972)
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Jabba
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VRCCDS0197
Greenwood Indiana
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 04:59:06 AM » |
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I have said for YEARS that men will NEVER understand women and I know the reason... It's because, unlike women, men are bound by the constraints of LOGIC. Jabba |
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Jabba
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VRCCDS0197
Greenwood Indiana
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 05:03:05 AM » |
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Sergeant D
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So your bike has how many cylinders?
Universal City, TX
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 06:50:00 AM » |
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I've always gone with...Happy wife, happy life. I've been happily married for 3 years, going on my 24th anniversary! |
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"It's a friggen motorcycle, it's not supposed to be comfortable, quiet or safe. The windnoise is supposed to hurt your ears, the seat should be hard and riding it should make you crap your pants every now and then."
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Willow
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Excessive comfort breeds weakness. PttP
Olathe, KS
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2011, 09:15:10 AM » |
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Actually it's 10,000 pages of the phrase "don't bother" repeated over and over. More likely it's 10,000 pages of various expressions that all mean "don't bother" despite that some of those phrases seem to very obviously mean try very hard.
I don't truly understand how electricity works, but it doesn't stop me from reaching for the light switch, nor does it influence me to bow down in servitude to the light bulb. |
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Mn. Norseman
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2011, 09:50:40 AM » |
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I think that's just volume 1
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Willie
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I am better than I deserve to be
Lake Jackson, TX
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2011, 11:53:17 AM » |
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This has worked for me for 30 years - It is better to be happy than to be right.
Willie
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1974 Suzuki 100TC
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czuch
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2011, 12:14:43 PM » |
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Only three things ya gotta know acording to Mrs.Czuch;
1) Shoe size. Imagine what ya wanna see, youre right. (hint, tennies aint it).
2) Ring size. The more fingers the better.
3) The best "ayce" fish in town.
She straightened me right out early and its been great since.
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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BamaDrifter64
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2011, 04:43:50 PM » |
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My wife and I made an agreement before we got married that we still follow to this day.
She makes all the small decisions and I make all the big decisions.
After almost 27 years of wedded bliss, I'm still waiting for an opportunity that involves a big decision!
Dave
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2011, 04:47:02 PM » |
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Stanley "Steamer" "Ride Hard or Stay Home" |
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Mr.BubblesVRCCDS0008
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2011, 10:02:13 PM » |
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I'm so lucky I married Miss Right.. Didn't know her first name was Always. Not really we've been together for over 34 years and are still in love.
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POPS 57
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Motorized Bandit
Motley MN
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2011, 05:42:32 AM » |
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Been over 34 years for us also. I tell everyone that around 5 of them were good. |
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And as i shifted into 5th I couldn't remember a thing she said.
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G-Man
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2011, 09:32:39 AM » |
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"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
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