Friday Funnies... Early Edition

[kiwi#9582]

 To save the economy, on September 30, 2011, Obama will announce
 that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting
 old people (instead of illegal's) in order to lower Social Security
 and Medicare costs.      
 Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get
 back home!       
 I started crying when I thought of you.       
 .....see you on the bus.