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I've noticed that in many of our political... discussions... here and elsewhere, "us" and "them" seem to use different words for the same thing, or even worse, the same words that have different meanings. So, to help alleviate this problem, I have acquired this handy Liberal to Texan translation table. Hope it helps!  LIBERAL TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands Swamp
Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed Well-protected
Narrow-minded Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks or Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism
Multicultural Community High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich" Self-Employed
Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Conservative
Truants Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich" Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby NRA Members
Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 02:05:43 PM » |
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despite the reputation for HUGE egos, i'm beginning to like Texas!  |
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2011, 02:12:06 PM » |
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The Anvil
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2011, 02:25:24 PM » |
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It's funny but of all of the whacky bendings of reality that the creator of Spongebob Squarepants asks you to look the other way on (oceans within oceans for instance) the most unbelievable one might be that the smartest character on the show (Sandy Squirrel) is a Texan.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 02:35:56 PM » |
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OUCH !!
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 04:47:07 PM » |
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It's funny but of all of the whacky bendings of reality that the creator of Spongebob Squarepants asks you to look the other way on (oceans within oceans for instance) the most unbelievable one might be that the smartest character on the show (Sandy Squirrel) is a Texan.
Hey bud, I just had to chuckle over your statement. Now just how would you know all that about Spongebob Squarepants?  |
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The Anvil
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 04:48:41 PM » |
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It's funny but of all of the whacky bendings of reality that the creator of Spongebob Squarepants asks you to look the other way on (oceans within oceans for instance) the most unbelievable one might be that the smartest character on the show (Sandy Squirrel) is a Texan.
Hey bud, I just had to chuckle over your statement. Now just how would you know all that about Spongebob Squarepants? I have a nine and a three year old.  But you learn to really appreciate Spongebob. I'd watch it anyway. |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 06:05:27 PM » |
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Wow... Spongebob square pants..... Really???? .. |
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Gear Jammer
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Yeah,,,,,It's a HEMI
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2011, 07:28:48 PM » |
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Wow... Spongebob square pants..... Really???? .. Whooda thunk ?  That does explain a lot,, huh Mark?  |
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 "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living. |
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2011, 07:59:46 PM » |
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The Anvil
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2011, 08:03:38 PM » |
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Come on man, this is funny stuff! (note that the ride looks like a giant middle finger)
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2011, 10:28:41 PM » |
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It's funny but of all of the whacky bendings of reality that the creator of Spongebob Squarepants asks you to look the other way on (oceans within oceans for instance) the most unbelievable one might be that the smartest character on the show (Sandy Squirrel) is a Texan.
Hey bud, I just had to chuckle over your statement. Now just how would you know all that about Spongebob Squarepants? I have a nine and a three year old. But you learn to really appreciate Spongebob. I'd watch it anyway. 50 years old on sunday, i still watch 'cartoons' even spongebob. your not so bad Anvil |
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R J
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2011, 10:45:37 PM » |
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Sheet fire Dixie, I have 2 great grand kids who live close and we babysit on Saturday pretty regular, and the youngest daughter lives pretty close now that her dick head ex-husband asked for a divorce, so he could marry a lawyer he met on a bicycle ride, week long one.
The day the decree was signed and the divorce was final, (1:44 PM), they were married by a Judge in the same court house at 2:25 PM.
I asked the daughter if she was pregnant, she didn't know, getting off topic here, the G-Gkids and her 2 lovely little daughters all like cartoons and Spongy is one of them.......... Moms drop them off and they head directly to the TV. They have done took over. So to get even, we feed them lots of Chocolate just before we take em home or the parents are to pick them up, Payback time we tell em.
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2011, 06:18:39 AM » |
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Y'all just be glad; be very glad, that times change and you're not watching Barney with kids/grankids. Shudder...
I love you
you love me
get a gun and please shoot me
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The Anvil
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2011, 07:10:31 AM » |
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Y'all just be glad; be very glad, that times change and you're not watching Barney with kids/grankids. Shudder...
I love you
you love me
get a gun and please shoot me
Barney is the one children's show that I could never warm up to in any way. I even have fond memories of the Teletubbies. But not that frigging dinosaur. |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2011, 07:21:28 AM » |
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Y'all just be glad; be very glad, that times change and you're not watching Barney with kids/grankids. Shudder...
I love you
you love me
get a gun and please shoot me
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The Anvil
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2011, 07:22:22 AM » |
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BTW (lest anyone think otherwise) I like to bust on Texans but I really think they're good people. Texas might be one of the last states I'd choose to live in but it's still America and that's still one hell of a lot better than anywhere else. |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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Serk
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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2011, 11:39:04 AM » |
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Y'all just be glad; be very glad, that times change and you're not watching Barney with kids/grankids. Shudder...
I love you
you love me
get a gun and please shoot me
*Sigh* Tell me about it... My oldest daughter had her first real paycheck at age 5 (I think that's when it was...) as a paid extra.... in an episode of Barney... BTW (lest anyone think otherwise) I like to bust on Texans but I really think they're good people. Texas might be one of the last states I'd choose to live in but it's still America and that's still one hell of a lot better than anywhere else. And don't sweat it, we're used to it... we've been taught to not make fun of the underprivileged, after all, not everyone can be a Texan! Pencil in a trip to Houston in April for HotGlue's annual BBQ, and we'll show you what REAL Texas hospitality is all about! |
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« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2011, 03:26:35 PM » |
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Y'all just be glad; be very glad, that times change and you're not watching Barney with kids/grankids. Shudder...
I love you
you love me
get a gun and please shoot me
Barney is the one children's show that I could never warm up to in any way. I even have fond memories of the Teletubbies. But not that frigging dinosaur. thanful for peer pressure that one time, as soon as my daughter hit first grade 'barney is for babies' me and the wife heaved a big sigh of relief  |
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