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mind your P's and Q's when your in Hudspeth county Texas. Steven Seagal (how do you spell his name?) is now a duly sworn in sheriff's deputy. his duties include teaching martial arts to other deputies (yah think? nah they hired him for his extensive knowledge of the healing arts  ) they had a charity auction of John Wayne memorabilia, his eye patch from true grit went for $47,000 and his beret from the green berets went for $186,000. they raised 5 mil or so for a cancer charity. the new I phone is out and it has a talking assistant. if you ask it 'who's your daddy?' it'll say 'you are, now can we get back to work?' if you ask it 'what are you wearing?' it'll say 'why do people keep asking me that?' if you ask it the meaning of life it'll say ' according to most recently acquired data, chocolate' |
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2011, 07:39:00 AM » |
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And that proves the Iphone is defective. Everyone knows the meaning to life, the universe, and everything, is 42.
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Daniel Meyer
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2011, 08:29:28 AM » |
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And that proves the Iphone is defective. Everyone knows the meaning to life, the universe, and everything, is 42.
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2011, 09:18:39 AM » |
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Thats why I dont kill the white mice.......  |
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2011, 05:27:37 PM » |
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Thats why I dont kill the white mice....... you could, they are just running very subtle tests on you.  |
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2011, 07:26:05 PM » |
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Dang, it's nearly my bedtime. Well, so long and thanks for all the fish.
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"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.'' -- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964  |
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2011, 07:35:35 PM » |
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Sometimes I worry about ya'll, but then I find a thread like this, and realize ya'll are Mostly Harmless...
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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Daniel Meyer
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2011, 09:55:42 AM » |
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Sometimes I worry about ya'll, but then I find a thread like this, and realize ya'll are Mostly Harmless...
So, you're not going to panic then? |
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2011, 11:06:30 AM » |
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Sometimes I worry about ya'll, but then I find a thread like this, and realize ya'll are Mostly Harmless...
So, you're not going to panic then? Nope, Don't Panic... Unless I don't know where my towel is, then I MIGHT panic... |
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2011, 06:49:25 PM » |
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and I thought I was the only Douglas Adams fan around here.
you know he wrote some Dr. Who episodes.........
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2011, 07:00:01 PM » |
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Sometimes I worry about ya'll, but then I find a thread like this, and realize ya'll are Mostly Harmless...
So, you're not going to panic then? Nope, Don't Panic... Unless I don't know where my towel is, then I MIGHT panic... Watch out, he's got a towel. |
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2011, 09:45:47 PM » |
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Sometimes I worry about ya'll, but then I find a thread like this, and realize ya'll are Mostly Harmless...
So, you're not going to panic then? Nope, Don't Panic... Unless I don't know where my towel is, then I MIGHT panic... Watch out, he's got a towel. it is the single most useful thing in the universe.... |
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