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« on: November 27, 2011, 04:09:43 PM »

 
THE BOOK REPORT
 
       Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My  Life' by Bill Clinton .





One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:...... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist..
Clinton :...... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:...... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.

Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelery.
Clinton :..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2011, 04:46:50 PM »
 2funny excellent
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... and as I shifted into second I couldn't remember a thing she said.
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2011, 05:31:56 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2011, 05:01:42 AM »
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Ride fast and take chances... uh, I mean... ride safe folks.
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2011, 05:12:41 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2011, 05:35:47 AM »
 Grin Grin cooldude
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2011, 05:43:11 AM »
Thank you very much... and I would like to thank my agent, my mother, my cousin, and anyone I have forgotten..........   ( oh, this was not an award.... sorry... )  Roll Eyes
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