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« on: November 30, 2011, 07:44:39 AM » |
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Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier...
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 09:42:18 AM » |
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WOW... TWO laughing smileys.....  Thanks. |
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BigAl
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 11:41:47 AM » |
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Either way a thrill could be had. Don't forget your blue pill.   |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 02:54:53 PM » |
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.... And the pink pill, and the black pill,,,, and.......  |
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The Anvil
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 03:38:31 PM » |
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Can we get a dedicated bad joke thread?
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 03:48:03 PM » |
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Can we get a dedicated bad joke thread?
Whoa..... Now THAT was a bad joke.... ??? I did not think my joke was THAT bad...  |
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The Anvil
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2011, 03:50:03 PM » |
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Can we get a dedicated bad joke thread?
Whoa..... Now THAT was a bad joke.... ??? I did not think my joke was THAT bad... I've seen worse in this forum. But the overall quality of the haha's is lacking around here. |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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old2soon
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 03:53:42 PM » |
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kiwi#9582 it weren't a bad joke.  I for one laughed rather heartily.  Thankls and RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
VRCCDS0240 2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2011, 05:27:14 AM » |
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Can we get a dedicated bad joke thread?
Whoa..... Now THAT was a bad joke.... ??? I did not think my joke was THAT bad... I've seen worse in this forum. But the overall quality of the haha's is lacking around here. Probably because most of the funny ones have already been posted??? ??? ??? |
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