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« on: December 18, 2011, 05:53:31 AM » |
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The Anvil
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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2011, 07:01:46 AM » |
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Dod I hate it? I dunno, I've never experienced it.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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DarkMeister
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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2011, 07:11:50 AM » |
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....... so after they compared equipment, the boy laughed at her: "Ha! I have one of these pointy things and you don't!".
The girl ran home crying to her momma. "Mommy! He has one of those thingies and I don't!"
"Not to worry, sweetie." says mom. "Once you grow up, you'll be able to get hundreds of them."
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Jabba
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2011, 07:13:38 AM » |
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Mom says if I have one of THESE I can have as many of those as I want!!!
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DarkMeister
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2011, 07:16:20 AM » |
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They did this even in nursery, shortly after being born. Lying side by side.
Little guy lifts up his blanket, looks under it, says "I'm a boy!".
Lifts her blanket, looks under it, says "And you are not!"
Girl says "How can you tell that you're a boy?"
He lifts the blanket, looks again and says "Blue booties!"
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scoot
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Lifes too short Ride it hard
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2011, 08:19:15 AM » |
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There for a minute I thought we were going to hav'ta ban you from the He-man woman haters club for breaking the #1 rule, "Never admit when a woman is right"  |
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 Some like to ride Fat boys, I think I'll stay with the fat lady |
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2011, 08:24:17 AM » |
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Stanley, Life is so much simpler when you realize that they are ALWAYS right....  No matter how hard we try to deny it, women are in control...they control half the money and 100% of the...well, you know.... ??? Dave |
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Serk
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2011, 08:32:41 AM » |
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If a man speaks in a forest and there's no woman around to hear it...
...is he still wrong?
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2011, 08:43:12 AM » |
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red green said it best (said with head bowed in submission) "I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess. "  |
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YoungPUP
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2011, 09:01:11 AM » |
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There's a big difference between being right and being happy.....
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Yea though I ride through the valley of the Shadow of Death I shall fear no evil. For I ride the Baddest Mother F$#^er In that valley!
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2011, 09:10:47 AM » |
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Let her be right, Id rather be forgiven...  |
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2011, 10:26:05 AM » |
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Stanley, Life is so much simpler when you realize that they are ALWAYS right.... No matter how hard we try to deny it, women are in control...they control half the money and 100% of the...well, you know.... ??? Dave And when they control 100% of that, it's just a matter of time before they have all the $$.... |
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Mr.BubblesVRCCDS0008
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2011, 11:09:25 AM » |
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There's a country song that sums it up real good. The line; says their all sitting on the world we're trying to win. |
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Gear Jammer
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Yeah,,,,,It's a HEMI
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2011, 11:57:41 AM » |
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Commandment #11...."Happy Wife,,,Happy Life",,  |
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 "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living. |
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Davet261
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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2011, 12:08:50 PM » |
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In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.........
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Serk
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2011, 12:18:52 PM » |
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I'm sure this has gone around here before a few times over the years, but.....
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2011, 02:49:49 PM » |
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I'm with Anvil on this one.
The rest of you may need to check your own drawers.  drawers....what? |
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2011, 03:33:11 PM » |
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I'm with Anvil on this one.
The rest of you may need to check your own drawers. drawers....what? You're not SERIOUSLY going to take those "Once every Quarter" .....guys opinions seriously are you??....  |
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Stanley "Steamer" "Ride Hard or Stay Home" |
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2011, 05:16:38 PM » |
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If a man speaks in a forest and there's no woman around to hear it...
...is he still wrong?
Yes....... |
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Stanley "Steamer" "Ride Hard or Stay Home" |
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RoadKill
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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2011, 05:19:04 PM » |
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If a man speaks in a forest and there's no woman around to hear it...
...is he still wrong?
Yes....... If there is no woman around to complain about it, DOES HE GIVE A..... ? |
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« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2011, 07:57:43 AM » |
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Ya know... I posted that photo once and was accused of posting child pornography. Go figure.
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MacDragon
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My first Valk VRCC# 32095
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« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2011, 08:44:15 AM » |
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I am the King of my household... and I have my wife's permission to say so. I can hold the remote... as long as the TV is on "LifeTime for Women" I always get the last words... "Yes Dear" Not really the way it is, but fun to say. |
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 Ride fast and take chances... uh, I mean... ride safe folks. Patriot Guard Riders |
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DarkMeister
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« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2011, 08:59:53 AM » |
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Ya know... I posted that photo once and was accused of posting child pornography. Go figure.
I hear ya... I went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 56. It completely spoiled our tenth anniversary. |
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bigguy
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« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2011, 09:07:09 AM » |
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My wife was barely 100 lbs. when we got married. I was already at 220. I could pick her up and carry her around in one arm. So howcome she's the boss?  |
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Westernbiker
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« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2011, 11:19:24 AM » |
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All you poor SOB's, I feel for you all! LMAO! |
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![](http://weathersticker.wunderground.com/weathersticker/miniStates/language/www/US/AZ/Phoenix.gif") May the Lord always ride two up with you! |
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fudgie
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Better to be judged by 12, then carried by 6.
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« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2011, 11:21:01 AM » |
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My wife was barely 100 lbs. when we got married. I was already at 220. I could pick her up and carry her around in one arm. So howcome she's the boss? She has the _____ so she makes the rules! |
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 Now you're in the world of the wolves... And we welcome all you sheep... VRCC-#7196 VRCCDS-#0175 DTR PGR |
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fudgie
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Better to be judged by 12, then carried by 6.
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« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2011, 11:21:28 AM » |
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Ya know... I posted that photo once and was accused of posting child pornography. Go figure.
I hear ya... I went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 56. It completely spoiled our tenth anniversary. |
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Now you're in the world of the wolves... And we welcome all you sheep... VRCC-#7196 VRCCDS-#0175 DTR PGR |
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