Tuesday Teasers...... early edition

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A Jewish Mother on Jewish Divorce

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irving. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent Piece when it used to be the size of a nickel."

Her mother pulled her aside said to her, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion, You drive a $250,000 Ferrari, You get a $2,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year and You want to throw all that away..........Over 45 cents?"

Now that's a wise Jewish mother!