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« on: January 09, 2012, 02:48:36 PM » |
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Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524I don't even want to know if it's not true. What a riot. |
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Oss
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 04:39:41 PM » |
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cant keep a good man down
sorry
its a sick story
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fudgie
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 04:42:30 PM » |
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 Now you're in the world of the wolves... And we welcome all you sheep... VRCC-#7196 VRCCDS-#0175 DTR PGR |
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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 05:02:04 PM » |
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That right thar proves it AIN'T just men that are a tad bit off kilter!!  So after gettin herself knocked up by a dead guy she wants to sue his estate for child support.  There fer damn sure be some sick folks in this world of ours.  RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 05:09:38 PM » |
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I have never been happier to report back that something is FALSE! *Shiver* http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp |
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 06:09:23 PM » |
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I'm not gonna check it out, I'm not going there.  Except for the child support thing I liked the story and hoped it was true. Was kinda hoping I could "pitch a tent" at my funeral.  |
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 07:07:19 PM » |
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Was kinda hoping I could "pitch a tent" at my funeral.
Well, I guess then it is possible, but I wouldn't want to have it happen that way. |
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 07:20:10 PM » |
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Was kinda hoping I could "pitch a tent" at my funeral.
Well, I guess then it is possible, but I wouldn't want to have it happen that way. It would be a great gag and lighten up an otherwise somber event though wouldn't it. 1/4" airline, a source of compressed air and something to inflate. Could even be setup with a photo-eye and solenoid to inflate whenever someone walked by.  |
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2012, 07:24:57 PM » |
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I wanna be rich enough when I die to have in my will, and have the funding to make it happen, that an animatronic zombie arm be rigged in the grass above my grave so that randomly, when every, say, 10th person gets close, the arm springs up out of the ground towards the person, with some howling coming from the area of the arm...
It is a simple dream I have.
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2012, 07:28:59 PM » |
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I wanna be rich enough when I die to have in my will, and have the funding to make it happen, that an animatronic zombie arm be rigged in the grass above my grave so that randomly, when every, say, 10th person gets close, the arm springs up out of the ground towards the person, with some howling coming from the area of the arm...
It is a simple dream I have.
I want my ashes spread in the woods where my kids and grand-kids hunt. Then I want someone to occasionally leave some of my hunting gear out there for them to find. |
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