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musclehead
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« on: January 12, 2012, 05:56:46 PM »

I'm trying to convince him he needs a body builder secretary, she can take short hand AND break arms if needed. two positions, one salary  Grin



when I used to work out almost everyday I got to know an "all natural, amateur body builder" named bill. I could never have the drive to be a body builder, the work outs don't bother me, shaving wouldn't bother me, even posing in a speedo  Shocked wouldn't bother me as much as the diet.

he cycles on three months, one month bulking up 2 cutting back down. he eats basically nothing but skinless chicken and green beans, no carbs  Shocked Shocked  he told me you feel like crap, your work outs are substandard because you have no energy. your cranky all the time.  I said I couldn't, I like to eat.

then you get to the competitions and wreak further havoc on your body by dehydrating it, he told me some guys inject snake venom into thier muscles to pull the skin even tighter and show more striations. don't sign me up!!!

after the comps they get to eat again, (I'm surprised they can't hear the stomachs growling on stage!) usually they car pool 3-4 guys together and on the way back home they would stop for food 4-5 times. he said they would maw through 8 to 10,000 calories on the car ride home.  Shocked Shocked  I'll pass  2funny
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 06:15:02 PM »

I'm trying to convince him he needs a body builder secretary, she can take short hand AND break arms if needed. two positions, one salary  Grin



when I used to work out almost everyday I got to know an "all natural, amateur body builder" named bill. I could never have the drive to be a body builder, the work outs don't bother me, shaving wouldn't bother me, even posing in a speedo  Shocked wouldn't bother me as much as the diet.

he cycles on three months, one month bulking up 2 cutting back down. he eats basically nothing but skinless chicken and green beans, no carbs  Shocked Shocked  he told me you feel like crap, your work outs are substandard because you have no energy. your cranky all the time.  I said I couldn't, I like to eat.

then you get to the competitions and wreak further havoc on your body by dehydrating it, he told me some guys inject snake venom into thier muscles to pull the skin even tighter and show more striations. don't sign me up!!!

after the comps they get to eat again, (I'm surprised they can't hear the stomachs growling on stage!) usually they car pool 3-4 guys together and on the way back home they would stop for food 4-5 times. he said they would maw through 8 to 10,000 calories on the car ride home.  Shocked Shocked  I'll pass  2funny


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This reads like one of Stanley Steamer's posts! Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 06:46:54 PM »

Now I think she would good for OSS but you are forgetting one thing. In his line of work you need someone to do the field work, interview witnesses and stuff like that. Your candidate could use her charm and good looks to her advantage then if that did not work she could use her muscles to convince them they should cooperate and give her an interview.
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 09:19:11 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 10:09:44 PM »




I agree.   ???
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Robert
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 04:04:04 AM »

Was into it for along time almost tried out for Mr Florida but it consumes your life. Between being at the gym, eating, feeling guilty if you didn't go, plus having to work that all into family life and a buisness doesn't work to well. I do like working out and like the results just need to moderate to make it so you want to keep going for life. I have also seen the results after few years that go by from some that really worked out then stopped and you would never know they lifted a thing. Personally I like just a little more meat on my women not to mention with that level of training in most cases other areas tend to suffer,  Roll Eyes
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musclehead
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 05:30:20 PM »

your kidding? that beautiful example of femine muscle made you want to chuck?  you ain't seen nothing yet  Evil

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2012, 05:46:31 PM »

your kidding? that beautiful example of femine muscle made you want to chuck?  you ain't seen nothing yet  Evil


I agree,that last one is scary
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2012, 06:10:40 PM »





OK You asked for it...........................  Evil  Evil  Evil  Evil  Evil  Evil













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musclehead
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2012, 06:26:18 PM »

I dunno, i'd hit most of that, a couple of them scare me  Grin

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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2012, 06:37:05 PM »

I dunno, i'd hit most of that, a couple of them scare me  Grin

To be honest most of them scare me.  Lips Sealed
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Robert
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2012, 06:46:08 PM »

Watch out for roid rage  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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musclehead
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2012, 06:58:45 PM »

Watch out for roid rage  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

nothing like anabolic steroids to make you feel like your superman with the attitude of the hulk 
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2012, 07:46:46 PM »

Tag line on a couple of those last pics-get it up OR ELSE.  2funny crazy2 Not really THAT curious about-or else.  Cry Undecided Embarrassed Lips Sealed RIDE SAFE.
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Robert
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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2012, 05:18:06 PM »

I loved Arnold quietly going in for his heart operation a few years back but he never did steroids Naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2funny
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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2012, 05:49:22 PM »

I loved Arnold quietly going in for his heart operation a few years back but he never did steroids Naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2funny

wait..... what? I know he claims he never did, buuuuuttt what do you think? 
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Robert
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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2012, 05:45:39 AM »

Lets see the old time guys had the same weights and pretty much the same food and the same body yet they looked good but not the same size or definition. The guys at my gym would look like the Adonis or the Hulk but they would be off the juice for a few months and wow is that the same person? NAAAAAHHHHH couldn't be could it? The fact that one of the problems with use is heart problems and one particular problem with the heart is just coincidence right? Arnold say it aint so. Roll Eyes
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