Saturday Sillies.....( Early edition )

[kiwi#9582]

Subject: Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their carwhich said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd eitherhave to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!''Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers
driving around with a large sign on their car.He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter --$50

[da prez]

  O-K I already had my pot of coffee.
  Two prostitutes walk up to a woman on the street where they work and say, who are you.
         I'm a Navaho.
                          Hey, right on says one of the girls , I'm a Chicago HO, and she is a Dallas HO.

[Jess Tolbirt]

Do you know why the state of Idaho does not enter into the miss USA pagent?

no one wants to be labeled Miss Idaho

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