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BigAlOfMD
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The Ocean View Restaurant
A group of 15-year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jane Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they can ride their bikes there.
Ten years later, the same group discussed where they should meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lots of cute girls.
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner, and agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the martinis were big, and well, the martinis were big.
Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. This time they agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, and fish is good for your cholesterol.
Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they had never been there before
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 09:41:27 AM » |
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OK, good for a chuckle-
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FloridaValkRyder
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 10:12:02 AM » |
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Laughed out loud at that one..  |
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 10:52:41 AM » |
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I may have Alzheimer's...
...but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2012, 07:28:51 AM » |
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Ageing Process.....
A group of 15-year old boys discussed where they should meet for
dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the
Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 among them and
Jennie Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street
and they might see her and they can ride their bikes there.
Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they
should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the
band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right
near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many
whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the
waitresses had nice boobs and wore tight pants.
Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine
list was good and fish is good for your cholesterol.
Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and they have
an early bird special.
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the
restaurant was handicapped accessible.
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2012, 11:18:23 AM » |
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I kept waiting for them to buy motorcycles and head to Dairy Queen. That would have been a good way to spend their reunions.
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2012, 01:51:32 PM » |
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 They just didn't know how to live.... 
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bigguy
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2012, 04:42:47 PM » |
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Ha. Good joke. I kind of know how they feel.
By the way, Did ya hear the one about A group of 15-year old boys discussing where they should meet for dinner ......
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2012, 04:50:40 PM » |
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Not sure how my Monday Mournings ended up on the post from yesterday... Just noticed mine was a repeat... someone beat me to it... internet is amazing, isn't it????  |
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Skinhead
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 04:57:00 PM » |
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You guys better be careful, or there will be an ocean view restaurant joke ban.  |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 06:57:44 AM » |
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You guys better be careful, or there will be an ocean view restaurant joke ban. "OH, NOooooooo Mr. Bill!!!!! " |
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