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John Schmidt
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« on: January 19, 2012, 10:15:33 AM »
I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -

12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and
535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
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SANDMAN5
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2012, 10:25:10 AM »
Maybe more people should answer that question that way!!
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"Evolution" is a dying religion being kept alive with tax dollars.
Bob E.
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2012, 10:42:42 AM »
The problem is that you have to list social security numbers for all of your dependents...and they can't be listed as a dependent on anyone else's tax returns.  How would you handle that??
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junior
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2012, 10:51:07 AM »
Quote from: John Schmidt on January 19, 2012, 10:15:33 AM
I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -

12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and
535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.


(and he thinks that i am the simple one)

you forgot to list your cat and dog
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2012, 11:15:14 AM »
Quote from: Bob E. on January 19, 2012, 10:42:42 AM
The problem is that you have to list social security numbers for all of your dependents...and they can't be listed as a dependent on anyone else's tax returns.  How would you handle that??
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Bob E.
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2012, 11:39:09 AM »
Quote from: John Schmidt on January 19, 2012, 11:15:14 AM
Quote from: Bob E. on January 19, 2012, 10:42:42 AM
The problem is that you have to list social security numbers for all of your dependents...and they can't be listed as a dependent on anyone else's tax returns.  How would you handle that??


I'm jest sayin'...maybe that's why it was returned. uglystupid2
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old2soon
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2012, 11:45:39 AM »
John-yer dealing with the trolls in D C. uglystupid2 This is proof positive that the(use your own adjective as i'm trying to be nice) up there in never never land DO NOT WANT/CARE to hear the truth. crazy2 I'm with you on this one but those folks up there wouldn't know or believe or understand the truth iffin it bit em square on the a$$ cheeks. 2funny Good luck with our version of the truth. Wink Like i said-i'm with you on this one. cooldude RIDE SAFE.
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Willow
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM »
"That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."
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old2soon
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 12:36:22 PM »
Quote from: Willow on January 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM
"That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."
Yuppers-know/knew it were a joke-as is most of our govenment.  crazy2 Keep in mind i did my tours of duty in our Navy under the tutelage of L B J and Robert Strange Mcnamara.  2funny Even had it NOT been a joke-gotta go with John anywho on this one.  Wink The truly sad part is-it be closer to the truth than a lot of folks would like to admit.  cooldude RIDE SAFE.
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check.  1964  1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2012, 12:54:58 PM »
Quote from: Willow on January 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM
"That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."
You got it there Leghorn!  Stay warm up yonder there.  Wink
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czuch
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2012, 10:15:14 AM »
"I got mah looove to keep me warm".
I do like that joke.
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