Skinhead
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« on: January 25, 2012, 03:32:10 PM » |
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(as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door we aring a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said ……
You are going to love this …….
What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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Romeo
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 03:38:27 PM » |
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A classic
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BigAl
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 03:43:51 PM » |
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I heard it the same way.
Apparently the thrill is gone.
Same story but the one I heard.
He said what's for dinner Bat Man.
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 04:16:36 PM » |
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MacDragon
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 04:29:08 PM » |
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(as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door we aring a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said ……
You are going to love this …….
"Didn't I just see you at the office???"
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 05:15:02 PM » |
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well, i'm married, 19 years now, if my wife tried that on me she'd know EXACTLY what i'd want to eat!!  but my wife's been married for 19 years also, and she'd NEVER wear that outfit for anything...... |
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 05:38:52 PM » |
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Cant we have a pic to go along with the story? http://pixdaus.com/pics/1230306346dNfXC5J.jpg |
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"Well you can call me T, or you can call me P, or you can call me T.P. but you doesn't hasta call me Toilet Paper"
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Skinhead
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2012, 04:28:53 PM » |
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By all means! How thoughtless of me to overlook the visual aids and Joke secretaries. Thanks for picking up the slack. |
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2012, 05:36:44 PM » |
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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2012, 04:43:29 AM » |
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legal dept approves of the pic now the thread is no longer useless |
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