Subject: : My 25-year old neighbor:
She's single, she's pretty, ...and she lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched her as she got home from work this evening, and I was
very pleasantly surprised when she walked across the street and
up my driveway!!
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!
I have this REALLY strong urge to have a good time, get drunk,
and make hot sweaty love all night long! ....Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, ">gulp< ..NO!!, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Great! In that case, could you baby-sit my dog?"
MAN...!! IT'S JUST NO FUN AT ALL GETTING OLD!!!
