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Author Topic: Hey OSS...afriend of yours? (Lawyer joke)  (Read 1299 times)
Probie (Scooter57)
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« on: May 13, 2009, 07:51:36 PM »

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet.

The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possible compensate him for his services. "My fee for that work, " acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars." The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.

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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2009, 08:18:58 PM »

room for her on my little cart!!... cooldude

Scooter, about 4-5 yrs ago, I found a wallet laying in the street next to our County Courthouse...it contained 13...$100 bills and a few 20's...but it also had the guys license, Bar card, and all his CC's in it...it was a lawyer named Timothy Siler....do you remember who that is??...he was Siler from the "Siler and Jonap" commercials that used to run on the Atlanta stations back 15 yrs ago...I think they were one of the original personal injury atty's....well, I got his phone #, called and got his wife on the line and told her I had found his wallet...he met me back at the courthouse and I gave it back to him...with ALL his $$ still in it...he tried to offer me $200 as a reward, but I wouldn't accept it....my Daddy taught me better than that...but he did give me a business card and said if I ever needed his services to give him a call...he's a BIG dude and gave me bear hug right there on the sidewalk...LMAO....easy come, easy go...I just hope if I ever lose MY wallet, someone would return it...not that I'd be carrying that much cash around... Sad
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2009, 08:23:41 PM »

Same fellow that sent me this gem.

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