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DIGGER
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« on: February 20, 2012, 07:21:21 AM »

Headline was Biker tries to save Bridge Jumper

A tough looking group of bikers were riding

when they saw a beautiful woman about to jump off a bridge,

so they stopped.



The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.


While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want

to miss an opportunity either,

so he asked... "Well, before you jump why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep, passionate, lingering kiss.


After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best

kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could

be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".

The authorities think she may have been pushed.
 
 

 

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FloridaValkRyder
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If your offended , you need a history lesson!!

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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 07:44:30 PM »

That's just funny  2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny
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I still miss her.
DirtyDan
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Kingman Arizona, from NJ


« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2012, 08:41:23 PM »

A+

thats GOOD

dan
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Do it while you can. I did.... it my way
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