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larswlvs
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« on: February 28, 2012, 05:19:24 PM »

 How much is to much?

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If guns kill people where are mine hiding the bodies
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 05:22:25 PM »

Definitely not me!

I find it a complete turnoff!

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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2012, 05:24:58 PM »

That Much
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2012, 05:27:56 PM »

I'm guessing she wears shoes with the heels in the front  ??

As the old saying goes "All that meat and no potato's"   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2012, 05:36:35 PM »

Looks like she got stung by some kind of bee.
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larswlvs
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2012, 05:37:54 PM »

I guess the big guy with the tats and the chain around his neck likes her.....I bet they road a Harley to the rally...Oppps did I say that! Evil
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old2soon
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 05:39:55 PM »

NEVER thought i'd see the female that made Dolly Parton look almost flat chested. uglystupid2 RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2012, 05:46:37 PM »

     I friend of mine used to say, " Any more than a mouthfull is a waste!". Of course it would have probably taken both of his wifes to make a mouthfull Grin
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2012, 06:03:44 PM »

stand back she like to take deep breaths!

wow she can feed the world!

I bet her feet are atrophied, nothing grows well in the shade.

if she falls on her back would she be stuck like a turtle?

I could do this all night!   Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2012, 06:06:45 PM »

Anything more that a mouthful is just more to play with...
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2012, 06:10:42 PM »

Anything more that a mouthful is just more to play with...

yeah but hers should be registered as weapons.

I wonder how much it would cost to ship one of them to brazil?

if you got your face in between, would you suffocate?

still going......
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2012, 06:11:46 PM »

You sure would have a couple blind spots with her on the back seat. Shocked
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2012, 06:43:46 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2012, 07:02:27 PM »

NEVER thought i'd see the female that made Dolly Parton look almost flat chested. uglystupid2 RIDE SAFE.

I believe you still haven't.  It's clearly a fake.

I won't discuss at length why I would know, but they just don't grow that way to that size.
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2012, 07:07:28 PM »

They make a well matched couple cuz I figure they have something sort of in common... she can't see her feet and he can't see his tallywacker except in a mirror...  2funny
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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2012, 07:12:55 PM »

How much is to much?




Had she been on the Titanic, think of the lives that would have been saved. Shoot, probably kept the boat afloat.
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2012, 07:26:31 PM »

I'm agreeing with Willow, I don't think they're real. 
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2012, 07:46:29 PM »

I'm agreeing with Willow, I don't think they're real. 


Ya think?  Shocked
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2012, 09:48:31 PM »

gotta be photoshopped;  I hope Roll Eyes
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« Reply #19 on: February 29, 2012, 02:20:46 AM »

Those things look ready to rupture!
Can you imagine the Saline-Tsunami.
Those HD's would be washed away into the next county.
What an unnaturally cataclysmic disaster that would be.  crazy2
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Lifes too short Ride it hard

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« Reply #20 on: February 29, 2012, 04:03:56 AM »

Those things look ready to rupture!
Can you imagine the Saline-Tsunami.
Those HD's would be washed away into the next county.
What an unnaturally cataclysmic disaster that would be.  crazy2

Most likely be the farthest they ever got without breaking down along the way
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Some like to ride Fat boys, I think I'll stay with the fat lady
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« Reply #21 on: February 29, 2012, 06:09:14 AM »

I'm agreeing with Willow, I don't think they're real. 


Ya think?  Shocked

With a little help she sits up !!
 Willow is right, no way real. At my age I`ve seen a lot of them to know "REAL".  Evil
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« Reply #22 on: February 29, 2012, 06:42:00 AM »

They CAN grow that big on their own. It's a condition called gigantomastia (hypertrophyism) but they would not look that round and firm.

I'd hit it once just for the story.
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musclehead
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« Reply #23 on: February 29, 2012, 06:42:32 AM »

How much is to much?




Had she been on the Titanic, think of the lives that would have been saved. Shoot, probably kept the boat afloat.


beat me to it, I was gonna say in the event of a water landing her chest can be used as a floatation device

ta,tansters tit,tanics when they get older they sink

which brings me to another point will she trip over them when she's ninety?
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« Reply #24 on: February 29, 2012, 10:25:19 AM »

How much is to much?





SE says that she's a "whore".  Evil

I say that she's Photo shopped.
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« Reply #25 on: February 29, 2012, 11:05:48 AM »

A friend asked his wife to get implants.  She said she would right after he did.   Cheesy Cheesy
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Valkahuna
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« Reply #26 on: February 29, 2012, 11:55:00 AM »

She's the "Anti-Turtle". When a turtle gets turned on it's back, it can't flip over. When she's on her belly, she's there forever, or until her "Beer Bellied Big Boyfriend" comes to her rescue. Shocked

I don't think she is photoshopped. Some "Dancers" used to get these GIANT implants, not thinking about what would happen in the future.  Roll Eyes

BTW, my answer: Way too Much!!!  cooldude
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« Reply #27 on: February 29, 2012, 06:24:47 PM »

This reminds me of a harley cartoon I saw.  Cop pulls over a biker with a large chested woman on the back, and her face is bludgeoned.  The biker looks at the cop and says "I don't know officer, I think the wind caught her tits and they beat her to death."  Grin

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« Reply #28 on: February 29, 2012, 07:36:58 PM »

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