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« on: March 01, 2012, 12:56:43 PM »
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
Him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
Ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address,
Social security number, etc. And then asks,"What's
Your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "
Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have To do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."
 

 


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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2012, 12:57:54 PM »
 2funny 2funny 2funny
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2012, 01:01:55 PM »
Wow...  THREE laughing smileys... thanks.... cooldude
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2012, 01:13:02 PM »
i am relieved

thought it was gonna be another lawyer joke


that was a great one  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 04:10:18 PM »
Quote from: Oss on March 01, 2012, 01:13:02 PM
i am relieved

thought it was gonna be another lawyer joke


that was a great one  Grin

OK.. no lawyer jokes please... I am having a problem with one now!!!    tickedoff
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