it's that time again

[larswlvs]

Father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy three dimes to play with to keep him
occupied.
 
Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....

The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts
slapping him on the back..
 
The boy coughs up 2 of the dimes but is still choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
 
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the
counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
 
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants;

takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,

gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter !!!
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the last of the dimes which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
 
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
 
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.................. Are you a doctor? "
 
 
'No,' the woman replied.

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"I'm with the IRS"

 

 



 

 

 
 



 

 

 

 


 



 

 

 

[texaninsouthfl]

That kind of reminds me of a story we tell in Texas...

Two Texas country boys walk into a restaurant and sit down to enjoy some ribs.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough and turn blue. It quickly becomes apparent that she has choked on a bite of sandwich and is in real distress.

Billy Bob looks a Jeb and says, "Dang, somebody oughta help that lady don't ya reckon?" Jeb says, "Don't worry, I know what to do!"

So Jeb looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman shakes her head no.

So Jeb walks around behind the woman, stands her up, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her a big lick with his tongue right up the crack of her ass.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the bite of sandwich she was choking on flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, Jeb walks slowly back to his table.

Billy Bob looks at Jeb in amazement and  says, 'That was amazing Jeb, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

[grandpaweaver]

I thought you were go'n to say the father swallowed the dimes next