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SpidyJ
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« on: March 18, 2012, 05:13:01 PM »

I'm cruisin on a bridge going over the intracoastal waterway in Myrtle Beach in the left lane. Makin' noise and havin fun........a cute little dark haired chick zooms (Asian) up to me in a black corvette convertible, shakes her head approvingly and smiles at me..then zooms off and turns right.

1.) this never happened wtih my FLH!
2.) should I expect this to happen again?
3.) should I tell my wife?
4.) should I have followed her?

I think I should buy another Valk just for insurance...................
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2012, 05:26:51 PM »

i'd just consider it one of the many good days that you're going to have on your valk  cooldude
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2012, 05:31:45 PM »

Enjoy it!!!    I was filling up with fuel on mine one day at the local gas station.  A cute asian gal walks up to me, looks at the bike, looks at me.  And said in her asian accent (which I think is sexy), "big man, I like your big bike!."  "You look good."

I told my wife about it, mostly because I thought it was funny.  But, in my younger days... perhaps I would have said more than thanks!

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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2012, 05:54:50 PM »

you take out your cell phone, tell her that she is really cute and would she mind
taking a pic on your bike

Take the keys out of ignition 1st so she dont take the Valk

works for me
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fon1961
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2012, 06:34:00 PM »

you take out your cell phone, tell her that she is really cute and would she mind
taking a pic on your bike

Take the keys out of ignition 1st so she dont take the Valk

works for me

sounds like a good idea for a thread  cooldude
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2012, 07:05:50 PM »

1: not surprised

2:very possible

3:yes. if she finds out on her own, your dogmeat

4:no. refer to second half of #3 Wink
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2012, 07:46:30 PM »

1.  Grin

2. yes

3. yes

4. yes
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2012, 09:58:26 PM »

She probably thinks that you look like a friend of her dad's.   Grin
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2012, 02:49:11 AM »

Cause you were in the left lane instead of moving back to the right lane???  Cheesy
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SpidyJ
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2012, 03:43:27 AM »

She probably thinks that you look like a friend of her dad's.   Grin

Cold....that's cold......but true!
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 05:40:35 AM »

spidy:
Would like to help with your questions, but need more info in order to do so.  Kindly post up some photos of the cutie/car and we will study them and get back to you with answers.

We trudge on.
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2012, 06:17:05 AM »

She probably thinks that you look like a friend of her dad's.   Grin


LOL +1
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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2012, 07:37:18 AM »

spidy:
Would like to help with your questions, but need more info in order to do so.  Kindly post up some photos of the cutie/car and we will study them and get back to you with answers.


But, but it all happened so fast..........twust me, twustme,  it's twue, it's twue!!!  I don't have a camera mounted on my fairing!
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2012, 10:03:28 AM »

I've had it happen to me a few times.Makes an old man feel good
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czuch
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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2012, 10:28:35 AM »

Chicken a Corvette???
Doggin a pick-up?
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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2012, 11:30:24 AM »

I'm cruisin on a bridge going over the intracoastal waterway in Myrtle Beach in the left lane. Makin' noise and havin fun........a cute little dark haired chick zooms (Asian) up to me in a black corvette convertible, shakes her head approvingly and smiles at me..then zooms off and turns right.

1.) this never happened wtih my FLH!
2.) should I expect this to happen again?
3.) should I tell my wife?
4.) should I have followed her?

I think I should buy another Valk just for insurance...................


Makes an old man feel good don't it......I'm 61 and been married 38 yrs this yr.   Over the last few yrs I've had several women compliment me on my bike and semi flirt at the same time.......makes a man feel good about his bike.

I'm kind of bashfull around women I don't know, but on a whim about 5 yrs ago......I was on my Valk and pulled up at a red light.    A lady about my age pulled up next to me in a brand new convertible of some kind...don't remember.... with the top down.  She was really looking good for a lady my age, you could tell she really put a lot of effort into looking good.  I looked over at her in the new car and said "MAN, THAT IS JUST AWESOME LOOKING!".  She smiled and said "THANKS".  About that time the light changed and as I was pulling away on my Valk  I looked her way and said "LIKE YOUR CAR TOO."   Manoman....she got the biggest grin on her face.
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czuch
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« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2012, 11:51:53 AM »

I'll be typing for a while but this is a great story.
I was riding the Valk in "rush" hour traffic and this gal came by in a red two seat Mercedes.
I was casually checking seat covers and she was worth a tripple take. Her skirt was kinda hiked up because it just cant be helped when you get in the car. Nothing untoward or lewd.
However, as I adjusted throttle to stay beside her and monitor the car in front of me, I noticed a glimpse of yellow. Not just a pastel, but like, Lemon Yellow panties. She noticed me and smiled then looked down and was gone. On to the next, while I kept her in view, just in case of another opportuinity. After about three miles, I notice she's not so far away and I catch her easily. She looked at me with a million dollar smile and winked, then stepped on the gas and got infront of me. Looking in her mirror she raised her arm and let the lemon yellow panties go. I tried to catch them but it wasnt to be. As she went up the offramp she blew me a kiss and made my day.
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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2012, 03:50:04 PM »

That, my friend, is one of the best motorcycle short stories ever told.    cooldude
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Canuck
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« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2012, 03:57:46 PM »

Dear Penthouse, I bought myself a Valkyrie and..... 2funny 2funny
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Big Rig
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« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2012, 06:27:23 PM »

The answer to all of your questions is NO...

I would buy the other valk
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« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2012, 07:49:23 PM »

Anybody remember Suzanne Sommers in American Grafitti. She's the one in the white T Bird flirting.
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« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2012, 08:05:13 PM »

I wonder what's wrong with my Valk?  NONE of this stuff has EVER happened to me!!! Shocked
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SpidyJ
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« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2012, 05:15:08 AM »

The answer to all of your questions is NO...

I would buy the other valk

Now to convince the boss....haw!

Woolwich???  (I was born in Elizabeth)
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johnnywebb
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« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2012, 05:52:52 AM »

I wonder what's wrong with my Valk?  NONE of this stuff has EVER happened to me!!! Shocked


UMMMMM, maybe, just maybe it's not the Valk- jk
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« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2012, 11:14:30 AM »

I wonder what's wrong with my Valk?  NONE of this stuff has EVER happened to me!!! Shocked

got to have a fast black one......
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czuch
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« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2012, 12:02:39 PM »

Or, apparently a Jade green and Cream Tourer.
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