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BF
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« on: March 29, 2012, 09:04:53 PM »
(Warning....drunk and colorful launguage)

One of the Royal Canadian Mounted's finest puts a drunk in the back of the cruiser to take him to the poky.  Dude belts out the Bohemian Rhapsody.....word for word.....the entire thing.....all six plus minutes of it.....all the way to the station.  The cop even lets him finish once they're there.  Check out what he says after he puts on his Clark Kent glasses. 

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t-man403
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 09:56:54 PM »
Now that's funny!  2funny

Edson ........ 5 hrs north of here.

Oh yeah ........ we have alcohol in our beer eh  cooldude ....... hoser!  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 01:02:08 AM »
I think there's quite a history with the singer.

No field sobriety test
No blow in the breath test machine
No cuffs
No pat down
No miranda

etc etc etc

I bet all police wish that drunk stops could be so simple.
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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 05:25:37 AM »
Quote from: t-man403 on March 29, 2012, 09:56:54 PM
Now that's funny!  2funny

Edson ........ 5 hrs north of here.

Oh yeah ........ we have alcohol in our beer eh  cooldude ....... hoser!  Wink
Yes?  Can I help you?   Cheesy  Hoser
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 05:55:20 AM »
A "Josh Groban" he's not.
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 06:50:55 PM »
Quote from: t-man403 on March 29, 2012, 09:56:54 PM
Now that's funny!  2funny

Edson ........ 5 hrs north of here.

Oh yeah ........ we have alcohol in our beer eh  cooldude ....... hoser!  Wink
Use to Live there.

Since then Ive spent a lot of winters there in the Oil Patch (pipelines)

Town has a real meth problem.
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2012, 11:43:46 AM »
Quote from: ComradBlack on March 30, 2012, 06:50:55 PM
Quote from: t-man403 on March 29, 2012, 09:56:54 PM
Now that's funny!  2funny

Edson ........ 5 hrs north of here.

Oh yeah ........ we have alcohol in our beer eh  cooldude ....... hoser!  Wink
Use to Live there.

Since then Ive spent a lot of winters there in the Oil Patch (pipelines)

Town has a real meth problem.

I've heard it's like that farther north as well ...... FT McMurray.
 
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