NEW Wine for Seniors

[macdoesit]

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors
I kid you not...


California vintners in the Napa Valley area,
which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be
marketed as

PINO MORE




I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!

[larswlvs]

Yes that's good stuff I usually have it with 3 or 4 cups of coffee and about 8 beers I never have to get up at night.... now I'm trying to figure out  how to keep my bed dry.

[art]

My bedtime wine is metamucil.  

[John Schmidt]

Get up at night? Not me, I sleep like a baby. And I'm very regular, always take care of the "natural" duties at about 6:30am every morning....like clockwork.





Just wish I'd wake up before 7:30am though.   

[2odd]

My bedtime wine use to be, "No, I've got a headache!"  Now she's whining at another sucker...with half my money.