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kiwi#9582
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« on: May 02, 2012, 07:01:33 PM » |
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!'
'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'
'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'
Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'
'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
'Nope...just when it's raining.'
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2012, 12:57:16 PM » |
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Hey... were yOu the Valker I was going to visit on 2005 when I went down in dETROIT? wAS HOPING TO GET TO iNZANE THIS YEAR. iS IT STILL IN nORTHERN mICH?
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Michvalk
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2012, 01:07:33 PM » |
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Nope, but I was at Inzane that year. Inzane is in Missouri this year. Closer to you!  |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2012, 01:57:21 PM » |
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bUMMER... i WAS HOPING TO GET TO THE UPPER PENINSULA.... i GREW UP THERE, BUT NEVER MADE IT. gUESS i WILL have to make a special trip.
Thanks for the repol, Will have to look up my notes and find out who I was supposed to meet up with. I beleive they lived in central Mich.
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old2soon
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2012, 02:03:24 PM » |
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Nope, but I was at Inzane that year. Inzane is in Missouri this year. Closer to you! Actually Inzane will be held in Eureka Springs Arkansas.  And the dates are part of the home page here. RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2012, 02:55:37 PM » |
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Thanks for the up date.  |
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States |
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BF
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2012, 03:14:59 PM » |
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Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
'Nope...just when it's raining.'
Guess he didn't want a Wet Willie.  |
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I can't help about the shape I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin But don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to  |
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