I recent did something shamefully stupid, I went to Wally World and bought what I thought was a big box of Arm & Hammer laundry detergent. Got it home and opened it up, it was not laundry detergent, it was kitty litter.

I went to Arm & Hammer's web site and sent them an email explaining what happened and assumed all responsibility bu7t told them the kitty litter box looks exactly like the laundry detergent box and Walmart had it suspiciously close to the laundry detergent. :'(
Today I got a form letter from them along with a coupon for a free Arm & Hammer product up to a value of $12.99.

Sometimes stupid don't hurt as bad as it could.

Just go down the the animal shelter and adopt a cat. Be careful though. They have dogs there too and usually in close proximity to the cats. Fur and tails on both. Watch out.
Once the cat litter is used up, box the cat up and FedEx to someone anonymously.
Next day air of course.
Or buy some more Kitty litter and keep the cat. But note, cats are, by nature, evil things.
Now I must take this thread to CUBA! Yes, it's a hijack
Speaking of kitty litter there is a commercial on TV I think for an animal shelter group, where the cat is watching a kid play in a sand box and the cat is going out of it's mind cause the kid isn't pooping in it but just stomping around in it. .