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DIGGER
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« on: May 07, 2012, 08:17:17 AM »
You pick up a female hitchhiker, a beautifull young lady.  Suddenly she faintes inside your car and you take her to a hospital.

Now that's "stressfull".

At the hospital they say she is pregnate and congratulate you for being a father.
You say you are not the father but the girl says you are.

Now we are up to "very stressfull"

So then you request a DNA test to prove you are not the father.  The DNA test comes back and says you are infertle and cannot be the father.

You are "extremely stressed" .....but relieved.

Then on the way home you get to thinking about your 3 kids...................
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doubleminded
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 10:13:31 AM »
ha ha ha.funny stuff.I got suspicious when we moved from california to texas and had the same mailman.
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Willow
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2012, 10:40:48 AM »
Quote from: DIGGER on May 07, 2012, 08:17:17 AM
...  The DNA test comes back and says you are infertle and cannot be the father.

I know it's just a joke, but can they do that with a DNA test?   ??? 
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sugerbear
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2012, 10:58:59 AM »
i'm guessing no....... Undecided
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2012, 11:50:30 AM »
Quote from: Willow on May 07, 2012, 10:40:48 AM
Quote from: DIGGER on May 07, 2012, 08:17:17 AM
...  The DNA test comes back and says you are infertle and cannot be the father.

I know it's just a joke, but can they do that with a DNA test?   ??? 
Only on NCIS!  Wink
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tank_post142
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2012, 12:32:22 PM »
it depends on what bodily fluid they use to extract the DNA from.  Shocked
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2012, 05:41:54 PM »
oh ya............ Cool
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